The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Doesn’t matter
Keep going
Cut the Chatter
Keep flowing

 

[Revoltingest]

Wu Wei has turned into a bear!
He's surfaced to give us a scare!
Won't help you here.
That's because we're
about to betangle your hair!

 

[Wu Wei]

Now I'm getting irked
And ever so annoyed
Things WILL be reworked
And they will learn to avoid

 

[Vinayaka]

Please don't try to cheat here,
Cause there's nothing to beat here,
Over here on the top,
Where the winning won't stop,
The throne is my seat, Dear.

 

[sun rise]

To offer no strong competition
Is tantamount to opposition
to the thread's theme
and work of our team
effecting the forum's sedition.

It's clearly time for a revolt
Ensure the kilt does not molt
All's said and done
the battle is won
By my winning thunderbolt.

 

[sun rise]

Time for the new order of the ages
quoth the far-seeing friendly sages
Turn me right-side up
And please fill my cup
breaking my inner losing cages.

 

[Vinayaka]

Out to the pasture you go,
Your time is over, you know,
For this time is now,
Don't have a cow,
The winning went well for your foe.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'll not recognize any of that
to me all of this is just a chat
but good morning to you
since I've won and we're through
happiness to the next one at bat

:halloween:

 

[Vinayaka]

Good morning? Just where do you dwell?
Some place where losing is hell?
With all that trying,
Too bad you're crying,
I'll take it from here, ring the bell.

 

[Revoltingest]

The Walking Dead is bloody.
My shoes in spring get muddy.
I'm hungry now
for scrumptious chow.
And you're a fuddy duddy!

 

[Vinayaka]

Haven't heard that for awhile,
But it adds some BS to your pile,
Go eat your bacon,
This wins for the takin'
And it gives a reason to smile.

 

[Brickjectivity]

and here we are again
me winning with a grin
darkness fails
Vinny sails
I've let the sunshine in

 

[Vinayaka]

But your silly smug grin didn't last,
Cause that tricky old Vinny was fast,
So sad for your frown,
Cause you're taken down,
And your poor winning time has just passed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Bliggety gal ardor smoot.
Givelly bingus da boot.
Snoo dellat crotch.
Jobbus will botch.
Vinny's a bolus old coot!

 

[Vinayaka]

"Down by Lake Michigan, there was a grand land,
With one snitty snoozer, his head in the sand,
His insults were poor,
He stunk to the core,"
Sung Robbie and the boys in The Band.

 

[ShivaFan]

Poetry without ending
Becomes a rhyming bore
Descending into sophistry more
Silly than Al Gore
Even the birdie must fold it's wing
And sleep comes to the sparrow
It isn't how big the ball of string
It's where you shoot the arrow
A baby pig is much more cute
Then the rhyme of the Banjo Man
So kiss it's hinny and his snoot
Look away
Look away
Look away
Dixieland

 

[Vinayaka]

Welcome, new kid on the block!
With rhyming words you shall talk,
But will he be able
To compete at this table,
And not fill his mouth with a sock?

 

[ShivaFan]

Never, did I see
A poem as lovely as a tree
Said the dog who had to go pee

 

[Revoltingest]

There once was a dog from Nantucket.
He brought me some corn in a bucket.
He asked me to dinner
cuz I'm the thread winner,
but lacking hands he couldn't shuck it.

 

[Vinayaka]

There was an old man who thought
That he was the best of the lot,
But he was so wrong,
Go dingle de dong,
And the winner ran off with the pot.