The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

I'll see your tofu donuts and raise you a dozen vegan bacon donuts.

https://www.zuckerjagdwurst.com/en/recipes/vegan-bacon-donuts/

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Vegan Bacon!?

 

[sun rise]

Vegan Bacon!?

It's a twofer. It annoys @Revoltingest 's bacon lust and it might strike at least a few true believer vegans as unnatural pandering to the degenerate meat eaters who are not willing to embrace true veganism.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Revoltingest]

Burgers should never be taller than they are wide.

 

[Stevicus]

Burgers should never be taller than they are wide.

I can see they would be a bit top heavy.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can see they would be a bit top heavy.

Even worse, they don't fit in the human mouth.
Burgers should be conveniently sized & shaped.

 

[Wu Wei]

Burgers are disgusting and bacon is both disgusting and........

 

[Stevicus]

Burgers are disgusting and bacon is both disgusting and........

Since when did bears become so discriminating about what they eat? Bears will eat anything.

 

[Wu Wei]

Since when did bears become so discriminating about what they eat? Bears will eat anything.

not all bears....just the type of generalization I'd expect from a bearist....and I suppose all bears look alike too...HMMMMMMM

 

[sun rise]

not all bears....just the type of generalization I'd expect from a bearist....and I suppose all bears look alike too...HMMMMMMM

Some bears discriminate against other bears on the basis of fur color and national origin.

 

[Wu Wei]

Some bears discriminate against other bears on the basis of fur color and national origin.

Yeah....bet you wouldn't be saying that if I was Polar Bear

 

[sun rise]

Yeah....bet you wouldn't be saying that if I was Polar Bear

Knowing you, I'd say 'growler bear' is more likely or even a 'pizzly'.

 

[Wu Wei]

Knowing you, I'd say 'growler bear' is more likely or even a 'pizzly'.

Growl Grrr Roar

 

[sun rise]

Growl Grrr Roar

I've got your number...

 

[Wu Wei]

I've got your number...

ummm, don't know how to tell you this......I mean...I think it is obvious....something I suspect even @Revoltingest and @Thief would even know......but that is not a number....that's a bear

 

[sun rise]

ummm, don't know how to tell you this......I mean...I think it is obvious....something I suspect even @Revoltingest and @Thief would even know......but that is not a number....that's a bear

You've never heard of the 'number of the beast'? Clearly a bear is considered a beast outside of theology so the applicability of numbers and beasts is clear.

 

[Wu Wei]

You've never heard of the 'number of the beast'? Clearly a bear is considered a beast outside of theology so the applicability of numbers and beasts is clear.

Sure I have heard of it

And I still do not think Bruce Dickinson can sing

 

[sun rise]

Bruce???

 

[Wu Wei]

Bruce???

Bruce