The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

aaaaaaand...I win again

 

[4consideration]

I waited a few minutes to post. I wanted to allow you the time to enjoy your win before you have to lose again.

 

[Wu Wei]

thank you...and I surrender...you win...oh wait...never mind....I just won

 

[sun rise]

Hmm. People are offline so...

 

[Wu Wei]

exactly

 

[Brickjectivity]

I know I don't always deserve it, but I win.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm the only one winning in front of a nice hot wood stove!

 

[sun rise]

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

Michael Jordan

 

[Revoltingest]

This Michael Jordan fellow sounds like a real loser.
I've missed & lost way fewer shots & games.

 

[sun rise]

Perhaps you prefer:

What winning is to me is not giving up, is no matter what's thrown at me, I can take it. And I can keep going.

Patrick Swayze

 

[Revoltingest]

Patrick Swayze ain't keep'n up well no more....not like Groundskeeper Willie!

 

[Wu Wei]

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ~ George Carlin

 

[Revoltingest]

George Carlin.....even I am better looking than he is!
Also, I don't smell like wet bear.
So I win.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

It takes so long for bears to win because bears never really win.
They should just sit quietly, & watch their betters handle it.

 

[sun rise]

Patrick Swayze ain't keep'n up well no more....not like Groundskeeper Willie!

This is the voice of a winner?
“*Screaming* Save Me from the wee Turtles! They were too big for me!”

―Willie

 

[Revoltingest]

Ever been bitten by wee turtles?
The little buggers are quick, & it hurts!

 

[sun rise]

The biography of Willie is unkind to say the least:

Willie is incompetent and is quick to anger for little or no reason."

 

[Wu Wei]

It takes so long for bears to win because bears never really win.
They should just sit quietly, & watch their betters handle it.

As soon as my betters show up I might just do that

 

[sun rise]

I did something stupid and my old android tablet is gone. But tomorrow is a big win day because my new tablet arrives. So I'll be as happy as a dog with a big, meaty bone this weekend.