The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

There you go Wu.....one of your betters is right there.
And it it's being carried around by a little doggie!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh that's funny....he...is what I would call an appetizer carrying a snack

 

[sun rise]

I'll just get a few of my buddies together and then we'll see what happens to those who insult when no insult is warranted

 

[Wu Wei]

Wolves.....yippee yahoo....ok .... I'm bored...and you lose

 

[sun rise]

Wolves.....yippee yahoo....ok .... I'm bored...and you lose

Those who are bored - lose.

 

[Revoltingest]

Penguins are interested.
So they win.

 

[sun rise]

But their taste buds are so bad they can't taste the fish they eat. So they lose.

Penguins Can't Taste Fish, Says New Study

 

[Revoltingest]

Penguins are such sophisticated animals that they don't need taste to appreciate fish....they telepathically enjoy fish's agony.

 

[sun rise]

Penguins are such sophisticated animals that they don't need taste to appreciate fish....they telepathically enjoy fish's agony.

It takes one with his hand permanently in a toilet to extol the virtues of lack of a normal sense - in your case anosmia.

 

[Revoltingest]

It takes one with his hand permanently in a toilet to extol the virtues of lack of a normal sense - in your case anosmia.

Who says I canna smell it?
It smells like opportunity!

 

[sun rise]

Who says I canna smell it?
It smells like opportunity!

So in your case opportunity does not knock, it flushes.

 

[Revoltingest]

So in your case opportunity does not knock, it flushes.

Fool! If'n it flushed, it wouldn't be opportunity!
No, I listen for the sound of "Oh crap! Not again!".

 

[Wu Wei]

Fool! If'n it flushed, it wouldn't be opportunity!
No, I listen for the sound of "Oh crap! Not again!".

If you could smell you would not stand so close to yourself

 

[sun rise]

Time to take my winning ways to the shower so I smell nice, then have a bit to eat so I don't gnaw on anyone and then out to a winning evening.

 

[Revoltingest]

Remember that RF banquet you all attended tonite?
Well I prepared all the food....& I didn't wash me hands first!
Have fun drive'n that porcelain bus!
Who's win'n now, losers!

 

[Wu Wei]

There was a banquet...hmmm...no one invited me...... hey...is this some sort of discrimination against bears...just because they might eat the other guests..... WELL!!!!! you WILL be hearing from my lawyer....... oh wait...I ate him....never mind

 

[sun rise]

Remember that RF banquet you all attended tonite?
Well I prepared all the food....& I didn't wash me hands first!
Have fun drive'n that porcelain bus!
Who's win'n now, losers!

You can call it a banquet if you choose. I'm glad I ate in tonight so I missed being served this:

 

[Revoltingest]

I made that burger meself!
(Had some leftover muk tuk, haggis, anchovies & Twinkies.)

 

[Revoltingest]

To celebrate my win, I gots me a new ride.....

 

[Wu Wei]

So it was YOU who stole Ronald McDonald's trike......