The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Penguin is hungry for bear now.....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its, like, The Force.

 

[Wu Wei]

Penguin PFHHT!!!!

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.”

 

[Revoltingest]

Penguin PFHHT!!!!

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.”

I've seen you cry at a wedding
and chased by tiny cats.
Your hair is always shedding
and your bluster is ersatz.
Thunder sends you running
for cover under beds.
So lame is your punning
cuz I dun stole your meds!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Such poecy is lecherous
you should be thrown in jail
John Adams would objectus
leave message with a quail;
You haven't no prospectus
your cow has postponed bail
your art has lost correctness
so poetry is hale
yes poetry is hale

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm a baaaaaaaaaad bear

I've seen you cry at a wedding
and chased by tiny cats.
Your hair is always shedding
and your bluster is ersatz.
Thunder sends you running
for cover under beds.
So lame is your punning
cuz I dun stole your meds!

Yeah you talk tough now...but you weren't so tough the last time you were in the cage

 

[sun rise]

He claims to be bad to the bone
but after being on the telephone
he sings a very different tone
and wanders off sad and alone.

 

[Revoltingest]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a boor.
Hygiene was extremely poor.
So I've a knack
this beast to track
from his stinky messy spoor.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I am the last poster. Correct me if I'm wrong. This moment I'm the boaster. The battle has been long.

 

[Revoltingest]

You don't even have an avatar!
According to the rules, without one you're not even eligible to post in this thread. You risk receiving an infraction, & perhaps even being banned for your impudence!

 

[Revoltingest]

Brick needs an avatar.
We should post suggestions which befit his personality & station on RF.
I suggest....

 

[Wu Wei]

Good idea smelly...... let me see

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, come on! Do you really think you project the image of someone who would wear a suit?

 

[Revoltingest]

How about a theme which combines chimps & motor boating for a little subtle risque humor?

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't know what that thing is, but the first thing that comes to mind is BRICKJECTIVITY.

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[sun rise]

I think the following is more accurate