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The last post is the WINNER!
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I don't know. What did the fish say?
Just stuff I find funny.
Is it a loop or is it that they all look alike? Cause penguinses all looks alike to me.
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Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
That's awesome and prescient too. I hadn't seen this until after I made a response to @Shadow Wolf about dam spots.
From 2005, a bit obsolete but even more true today:
A message from the Unitarian Jihad
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!
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We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.
Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues of the day. We will not try for "balance" by hiring fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have carefully thought through the issues.
Sitting in the shade under the veranda when a commotion blew up from the kitchen. "Let me take it". "No i made it I'm taking it". "It was my idea i should take it". Bicker, bicker, bicker.
Eventually silence all 3 kids struggled up the stairs each with a hand precariously holding a single tray. How they managed without dropping it i will never know.
They stop in front of me and present a beautifully prepared tray with a brie, black tomato and basil sandwich, a plate of chocolate digestive biscuits, a cup of tea and a napkin.
"Thanks" i say, "what brought this on"
Beth beams a big smile at me "because you're the best mom in the world"
Thats a winning lunch.
Eventually silence all 3 kids struggled up the stairs each with a hand precariously holding a single tray. How they managed without dropping it i will never know.
They stop in front of me and present a beautifully prepared tray with a brie, black tomato and basil sandwich, a plate of chocolate digestive biscuits, a cup of tea and a napkin.
"Thanks" i say, "what brought this on"
Beth beams a big smile at me "because you're the best mom in the world"
Thats a winning lunch.
If I told you, I'd have to neuralize you.
Not one podcast I listen to is on this list.
Here Are the Top 50 Podcasts in America This Week
Here Are the Top 50 Podcasts in America This Week
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
And soon there will be pod bears.You're a POD PERSON!!!!!
I'm getting to old to have kids anyway. So you can tell me.
You're sharp as a tack today.
New! From Ronco. Bear in a Pod.
How many times have you been in a situation where a bear was the perfect solution. If only you had one.
Now you can.
Win friends. Have fun at parties.
Bear in a Pod is just good clean fun.
Warning: Do not look at Bear in a Pod. Do not anger it. Do not use when consuming alcohol. Do not use while driving.
Not for sale to minors. Void where prohibited by law or reason.
What's that you say? You got sharks on tap today?