The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

winning in the rain

 

[sun rise]

Back for more

or less

 

[Wu Wei]

knees still not letting me sleep...so...nap time

 

[sun rise]

Taking a break to win.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stevicus]

A man was being mauled by a 500-pound bear: He survived the attack by kicking it (msn.com)

A man survived a near-death experience after being attacked by a brown bear on an Alaskan trail.

The man was riding his bicycle alone along the riverbed of Jack River on Oct.19 when he saw a brown bear 10 to 15 yards away, according to an Alaska Wildlife Troopers press release.

As the bear charged toward him, the man hopped off his bike and began screaming at the animal before he fell on the ground and onto his back. He told the troopers he covered his head and believed he kicked the bear, but not before it bit him on his right leg.

The bear then retreated back into the forest and the man walked to a highway to call a friend to take him to a local medical center.

According to the release, he received treatment for a puncture wound and laceration. He estimated the bear was 500 pounds and although he was carrying a firearm during the attack, he decided not to use it.

Well, it's a lucky thing the bear decided not to use the firearm.

Fatal and near-fatal bear attacks have topped headlines in 2021.

A man sustained significant injuries after being attacked by a bear at Yellowstone National Park in May. In July, a camper was killed after a grizzly bear wandered onto a campsite in Montana.

Last month, a couple and their dog were attacked by a bear while having a picnic on the Blue Ridge Parkway in North Carolina. The couple received treatment for their injuries and the dog was unharmed.

 

[Wu Wei]

So a guy picks on a little 500 pound bear and HE'S the good guy.....what about the poor defenseless, injured bear...... Why doesn't he pick on a bear his own size....let him try that with a 1500 pound killing machine and see what happens.....

 

[Stevicus]

So a guy picks on a little 500 pound bear and HE'S the good guy.....what about the poor defenseless, injured bear...... Why doesn't he pick on a bear his own size....let him try that with a 1500 pound killing machine and see what happens.....

I don't think he'd be able to bear it.

 

[ChristineM]

I have just one thing to say

 

[sun rise]

Avoiding the obvious Monty Python sketch reference for the win.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Winning with the urge to reduce the chaos in my life.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

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There's always one.

 

[Wu Wei]

a water drinking win

 

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[Subduction Zone]

Well since the proofreading job did not pan out I thought that I would try retirement:

 

[sun rise]

Winning by settling in to watch TV after a productive day.

 

[John53]

Getting ready to head back to the thieving vet so she can get her deposit for a helicopter.

 

[Revoltingest]