The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

Good morning rabbits, skulls, fellow birds, desert dwellers, smelly old men, bears, dogs and fossils. Tis a beaut morning but is supposed to get stinking hot, so far I have breakfasted, walked the hound, fought off a stray dog with my Tai Chi skills and watched half the F1 race.

 

[ChristineM]

Good morning rabbits, skulls, fellow birds, desert dwellers, smelly old men, bears, dogs and fossils. Tis a beaut morning but is supposed to get stinking hot, so far I have breakfasted, walked the hound, fought off a stray dog with my Tai Chi skills and watched half the F1 race.

G'day cobber, fire up the barbie and throw some shrimp and bangers on it. The only way on a good day

 

[John53]

G'day cobber, fire up the barbie and throw some shrimp and bangers on it. The only way on a good day

I take umbrage at shrimp throwing. I would however chuck some prawns on if I had any.

 

[ChristineM]

I take umbrage at shrimp throwing. I would however chuck some prawns on if I had any.

You have prawns on the barbie, sounds almost civilised

 

[Shadow Wolf]

This was before gagh was introduced to humans.

Nah, I read it in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Do you prefer yours cooked or authentic (live)?

Me esse no fresse.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I win being in control of what the group reads.
Apparently I'm just too wicked to stab people so I got put on a whole new level of diabolical; information control!

 

[ChristineM]

I win being in control of what the group reads.
Apparently I'm just too wicked to stab people so I got put on a whole new level of diabolical; information control!

Not information control

 

[John53]

You have prawns on the barbie, sounds almost civilised

Sometimes, usually I just buy them already cooked then peel and eat.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

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Not information control

Is too. I decide/control what books/information the group reads.
And I gotta keep up with @Revoltingest. He controls the biological warfare around here.

 

[sun rise]

For @Wu Wei - your time will come and the ruler you've been logging for unconsciously will appear.

 

[ChristineM]

Goodnight

 

[Revoltingest]

Is too. I decide/control what books/information the group reads.
And I gotta keep up with @Revoltingest. He controls the biological warfare around here.

I manufacture my own.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I manufacture my own.

Oh. Well. Never mind. I'll just keep the creative Level 10 arching means and weapons to myself.
But all I'll say is you have so much natural potential all around you as grounds keeper, but you let it all go to waste by manufacturing your own. Just give me a month and I'll make sure it manufactures itself and make the place inhospitable and deadly for all but the most foul and tained of life.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh. Well. Never mind. I'll just keep the creative Level 10 arching means and weapons to myself.
But all I'll say is you have so much natural potential all around you as grounds keeper, but you let it all go to waste by manufacturing your own. Just give me a month and I'll make sure it manufactures itself and make the place inhospitable and deadly for all but the most foul and tained of life.

Level 10?
I thought you were more on the level of Brick Frog.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Level 10?
I thought you were more on the level of Brick Frog.

Oh, no. Having Aspie Senses automatically ranks you higher than that weirdo. And then they'll move you up a bit more if you belong to maligned groups and move up in the ranks of one of them. And that promotion to information gatekeeper would have put me up to 6 or 7 anyways.
But when an unseeming noone is shown to not just know how to stab someone 100 times without killing but also how to turn a groundskeeper job into something that can level half a city and kill the other half with deadly diseases they'll throw in the remaining promotions as they simultaneously lose their mind and freak out over any feint buzzing sound they think they hear (it also helps if they think you're a little crazy and unhinged).

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Oh, no. Having Aspie Senses automatically ranks you higher than that weirdo. And then they'll move you up a bit more if you belong to maligned groups and move up in the ranks of one of them. And that promotion to information gatekeeper would have put me up to 6 or 7 anyways.
But when an unseeming noone is shown to not just know how to stab someone 100 times without killing but also how to turn a groundskeeper job into something that can level half a city and kill the other half with deadly diseases they'll throw in the remaining promotions as they simultaneously lose their mind and freak out over any feint buzzing sound they think they hear (it also helps if they think you're a little crazy and unhinged).

-win

 

[John53]

I got fooled by bird poop

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, no. Having Aspie Senses automatically ranks you higher than that weirdo. And then they'll move you up a bit more if you belong to maligned groups and move up in the ranks of one of them. And that promotion to information gatekeeper would have put me up to 6 or 7 anyways.
But when an unseeming noone is shown to not just know how to stab someone 100 times without killing but also how to turn a groundskeeper job into something that can level half a city and kill the other half with deadly diseases they'll throw in the remaining promotions as they simultaneously lose their mind and freak out over any feint buzzing sound they think they hear (it also helps if they think you're a little crazy and unhinged).

You're limited by not having a henchman.
Who could it be?

 

[sun rise]

I got fooled by bird poop

Now you know not to smear it on your head

 

[Subduction Zone]