The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

That's pretty strict. It takes a lot more to get banned here.

I know! When Miley Cyrus does it they call it "art" yet when I do it in aisle 37 at Bunnings they call the police

 

[John53]

Damnit, just spilled a load of sea salt and black pepper crisps (chips) down my front.

The left over crumbs in a bowl, went to pour them into my mouth and missed

Wow. I thought that would be an unmissable target.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I know! When Miley Cyrus does it they call it "art" yet when I do it in aisle 37 at Bunnings they call the police

You are unrecognized for your brilliance in your own lifetime. Such is the nature of these things. A century from now, they will be praising your genius with hordes of admirers running naked with hammers in retail stores near them.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Damnit, just spilled a load of sea salt and black pepper crisps (chips) down my front.

The left over crumbs in a bowl, went to pour them into my mouth and missed

I've had that happen. Sadly more than once. Details and attention sometimes do not come together in accord.

 

[John53]

Happy Bathurst day everyone! The greatest day of the year. I'm even going to be nice to @Stonetree

 

[ChristineM]

Happy Bathurst day everyone! The greatest day of the year. I'm even going to be nice to @Stonetree

I'd like to take a Zonda R around there.

 

[Stonetree]

@John53 , are you still lying about your age?
Time to tell the truth.
Is @Revoltingest your son?

 

[sun rise]

@John53 , are you still lying about your age?
Time to tell the truth.
Is @Revoltingest your son?

Non-pornographic win.

 

[ChristineM]

Pornographic win.

Don't ask.

And now I'm going go sleep

 

[John53]

Pornographic win.

Don't ask.

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And now I'm going go sleep

I'm asking

 

[ChristineM]

I'm asking

I'm not telling

 

[JustGeorge]

Not changing out of my pajamas today win.

 

[John53]

I'm not telling

Harsh

 

[Stonetree]

What did I miss?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

If a rolling stone gathers no moss. And a tree often has moss. How do we reconcile a stone tree that doesn't let the grass grow under it?

I have refuted you all again with my irrefutable refuting.

 

[Stonetree]

If a rolling stone gathers no moss. And a tree often has moss. How do we reconcile a stone tree that doesn't let the grass grow under it?

I have refuted you all again with my irrefutable refuting.

Hi, General Staph @Dan From Smithville, you always have great interesting items to post.....Dan is the bestest!

 

[Revoltingest]

@John53 , are you still lying about your age?
Time to tell the truth.
Is @Revoltingest your son?

He's far too normal, reasonable, civil, & honest to be my father.
Also he's still alive.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

He's far to normal, reasonable, civil, & honest to be my father.

Oh okay....

Is @John53 your son?

 

[Stonetree]

He's far to normal, reasonable, civil, & honest to be my father.
Also he's still alive.

Debatable.....

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Hi, General Staph @Dan From Smithville, you always have great interesting items to post.....Dan is the bestest!

You just say that out of infection for me.