The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Have they identified the other 95%?

Not much human DNA.
Some Scottish, some German, some Dutch, a wee bit'o English, & a smidgen of French (so I've been told).

 

[sun rise]

It's a wild day helping host kids from an impoverished neighborhood with a play, lunch, games and a gift

I'm going to relax shortly. We can't solve the problems of society but we can give kids who are suffering neglect or are the recipient of negative messages a day focused entirely on them with the message "you matter".

Our model is very simple. It is rooted in the message of our program's namesake, Francis of Assisi. It is not a religious message; it is a universal message: If we see someone in need, we serve them as members of our own family. - Terry Johnson. Executive Director

So, for example we prepare and serve a lunch in the best possible surroundings with healthy food.

 

[Stevicus]

Nope. Chuckie is underneath Bruce Lee who is underneath Brock Samson who is under Red Death.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Subduction Zone]

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn't open.

Chuck took it back for a refund.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Well, good night everybody.

 

[Subduction Zone]

 

[We Never Know]

@John53

Don't buy soda from kangaroos

 

[ChristineM]

Morning

 

[John53]

Morning

Bonjour, douce dame

 

[ChristineM]

Bonjour, douce dame

Bonjour, ça va?

Douce? I forgive you only because you've never met me ;-)

 

[Wu Wei]

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant

 

[Stevicus]

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant

And put a live chicken in your underwear.

 

[Wu Wei]

And put a live chicken in your underwear.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

 

[JustGeorge]

Had extreme fits from the lad for hours last night. He's going that direction again.

 

[Stonetree]

Had extreme fits from the lad for hours last night. He's going that direction again.

I'm sorry to hear that...

 

[ChristineM]

Had extreme fits from the lad for hours last night. He's going that direction again.

Not good.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm sorry to hear that...

Me too.

No rest for the wicked, I guess.

I think I'll keep him home from his special ed hour today... I am almost certain he'll have a meltdown there.

 

[sun rise]

The winning sun is shining outside my window.

 

[John53]

Good morning. I risked severe t-shirt staining to bring you this greeting.