The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

Time for sleep, good night all you fartists and others.

 

[John53]

I was expecting to go to speech therapy, not a several hour tussle. Had make up and jewelry on because I was ready to go...

It started when I tried to fetch him to go... He doesn't like speech therapy(or anything else these days).

Maybe your jewellery was offensive?

 

[Stevicus]

Got through Tuesday (almost). Tomorrow is...well, we all know what day tomorrow is.

 

[JustGeorge]

Maybe your jewellery was offensive?

Couldn't have possibly been any more offensive than my face.

 

[JustGeorge]

Speaking of offensive jewelry, looks like one of my earrings got ripped out again... A favored pair, too.

That settles it. I'm never changing out of pajamas/applying makeup/brushing hair ever again.

 

[sun rise]

Couldn't have possibly been any more offensive than my face.

Methinks excessively self-deprecating humor.

 

[JustGeorge]

Methinks excessively self-deprecating humor.

You haven't had to suffer through my face lately.

 

[John53]

Methinks excessively self-deprecating humor.

That's the best kind

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning with another day near the Atlantic that was completely devoid of irritants

 

[Stevicus]

Starling murmurations cover English village in their poop - UPI.com

Residents of an English village said the starling murmurations that have been dazzling onlookers and going viral online have an unfortunate and scatological side effect.

www.upi.com

Locals in Great Gonerby, Lincolnshire, said the birds putting on breath-catching aerial displays over the village also cover their homes, vehicles, sidewalks, roads and lawns with their droppings.

This sounds terrible.

 

[Wu Wei]

I’m going to Chinatown for dim sum tomorrow…..

 

[Stevicus]

I’m going to Chinatown for dim sum tomorrow…..

I'm going to Funkytown to Play That Funky Music.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to Funkytown to Play That Funky Music.

You should be severely chastised for that

As I should be for this

 

[Stevicus]

You should be severely chastised for that

As I should be for this

Then how about this for funk?

 

[sun rise]

You haven't had to suffer through my face lately.

You haven't had to suffer through my fate lately. - Now *that* is true.

 

[John53]

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I've turned myself around.

 

[ChristineM]

Good midday.

It's been lousy morning. Tidying up after decorating, hubby droped a heavy book. Loud bangs still terrify me so i hit the ceiling pulling all my weak stomach muscles. They spasmed. I needed an izalgi tablet to ease the agony.

It's kicked in i am at least able to move now so thats a winner

Then how about this for funk?

Joe Walsh is one of my favourite guitarists

 

[Stevicus]

Winning with a Funky Robot (with a young James Earl Jones in the video):

 

[Stonetree]

James Earl Jones: "If you build it.......?..........."

 

[sun rise]

Loud bangs still terrify me

You should meet our dog on New Years Eve and worse around July 4th.