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The last post is the WINNER!

sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Feline win - behind WaPO paywall.

Cats aren’t jerks. They’re just misunderstood.​

Do they sing this from "The Animals"?

… I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
I said, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Oh, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
 
John53

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Today's goals.

1. Remember to take the dog when I take the dog for a walk.

I think that will do. I shall feel a great sense of accomplishment for the rest of the day if I manage to succeed.
 
Kathryn

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Hey, my goal today is to get dressed and go to dinner with friends. Not getting dressed till then, though I have fixed my hair and put on some makeup.
 
JustGeorge

JustGeorge

Member
Staff member
Premium Member
John53 said:
Today's goals.

1. Remember to take the dog when I take the dog for a walk.

I think that will do. I shall feel a great sense of accomplishment for the rest of the day if I manage to succeed.
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Good luck!
Kathryn said:
Hey, my goal today is to get dressed and go to dinner with friends. Not getting dressed till then, though I have fixed my hair and put on some makeup.
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Regretfully, I realized I oughta get dressed today. One of the kids has an appointment in an hour... However, I've sat around with no make up and my hair a wreck until now(I oughta start getting us both ready).
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
JustGeorge said:
A small one, perhaps.

The appointment didn't happen. Several hours worth of tantrums did. The make up smeared, my hair's a wreck again, I removed jewelry...

Said "**** this" and put my Spongebob pajamas back on.
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@John53 has a too easy life, you have a much to hard life.

One hint i can give is don't wear makeup and jewellery when things are getting hectic.
 
JustGeorge

JustGeorge

Member
Staff member
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ChristineM said:
@John53 has a too easy life, you have a much to hard life.

One hint i can give is don't wear makeup and jewellery when things are getting hectic.
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I was expecting to go to speech therapy, not a several hour tussle. Had make up and jewelry on because I was ready to go...

It started when I tried to fetch him to go... He doesn't like speech therapy(or anything else these days).
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Did you ever notice no one believes a fartist? If I say "Hey, I farted," instead of fleeing immediately, people will sniff the air in order to confirm it. People are morons!
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Wirey said:
Did you ever notice no one believes a fartist? If I say "Hey, I farted," instead of fleeing immediately, people will sniff the air in order to confirm it. People are morons!
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Reminds me of the race horse named Hoof Hearted
 
JustGeorge

JustGeorge

Member
Staff member
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Wirey said:
Did you ever notice no one believes a fartist? If I say "Hey, I farted," instead of fleeing immediately, people will sniff the air in order to confirm it. People are morons!
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I don't have that issue...

Everyone's out cold.
 
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