The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

I fell for that last year, never again

You can't trust advertising can you.

 

[John53]

You can't trust advertising can you.

Al I know is they weren't chocolate coated raisins

 

[Wu Wei]

I just watched the car in front of me hit the crash barrier, launch over it, go up the medium strip for about 500 metres then hit the crash barrier on the other side. He managed to rip the whole front end out. I could smell the booze as I asked if they were ok.

Came on a wreck one night about 40 years ago, a Lincoln Town Car on top of a guardrail, lengthwise, stopped for a second, saw the driver sitting in his car smoking a cigar and smelled the gas that was coming out of his tank from the hole the guard rail ripped in it. Not wanting to burst into flames, I then left and was going for a phone, when a police car passed me, lights flashing, on its way to the wreck.

 

[Wu Wei]

Whole lotta Rosie is more fun.

You're right, we use to play this back in my garage band days

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Al I know is they weren't chocolate coated raisins

It's a limited definition of egg dependent on certain broad views of homology.

But that chocolate is the genuine thing.

 

[Stonetree]

Sure. Happy too!

Show 'em Captain Dan.....show 'em.!

 

[Stonetree]

I just watched the car in front of me hit the crash barrier, launch over it, go up the medium strip for about 500 metres then hit the crash barrier on the other side. He managed to rip the whole front end out. I could smell the booze as I asked if they were ok.

Hic-cup...

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

I have learned a whole lot of things after it was too late

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Daffodil Doodles

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Clumsy Sunshine?!

 

[John53]

Doctors have confirmed that a woman who carries a little extra weight will live longer than a man who points it out.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I just watched the car in front of me hit the crash barrier, launch over it, go up the medium strip for about 500 metres then hit the crash barrier on the other side. He managed to rip the whole front end out. I could smell the booze as I asked if they were ok.

And you can't even use the excuse "There's a snake in the car". Cuz in Australia there's a snake in every car along with a spiny, deadly fish, box jellyfish, ringed octopus, Sydney funnelweb, crocodeathgator, etc.

 

[Stonetree]

And you can't even use the excuse "There's a snake in the car". Cuz in Australia there's a snake in every car along with a spiny, deadly fish, box jellyfish, ringed octopus, Sydney funnelweb, crocodeathgator, etc.

And vegemite...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

And vegemite...

And Air Supply and the Eurogliders.

 

[Wu Wei]

And Air Supply and the Eurogliders.

Also forget big sharks and Crocodiles and spiders with fangs that can puncture a leather boot.... after all....the British didn't make Australia a penal colony because it was a nice tropical fun spot...oh and Dingos...mustn't forget the Dingos

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Also fgreat big sharks and Crocodiles and spiders with fangs that can puncture a leather boot.... afterall....the British didn't make Australia a penal colony because it was a nice tropical fun spot...oh and Dingos...mustn't forget the Dingos

It turns out that all that selection has created some of the toughest, but friendliest people on this forum.

Tough since they can take a joke and friendly, since they are sending us a case of genuine Foster's Lager for free.

 

[Wu Wei]

It turns out that all that selection has created some of the toughest, but friendliest people on this forum.

Tough since they can take a joke and friendly, since they are sending us a case of genuine Foster's Lager for free.

wait a minute.... I didn't get any Fosters......

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

wait a minute.... I didn't get any Fosters......

Sorry. I didn't have your address, so I just had to think of you when I was drinking it.