The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

I love those old advertisements and signs. Something about a time when I was too young to have worries perhaps.

 

[Wu Wei]

Sorry. I didn't have your address, so I just had to think of you when I was drinking it.

but...but...I.....

 

[John53]

And you can't even use the excuse "There's a snake in the car". Cuz in Australia there's a snake in every car along with a spiny, deadly fish, box jellyfish, ringed octopus, Sydney funnelweb, crocodeathgator, etc.

That's why we have heroes like Russell Coight to keep us safe.

 

[Wu Wei]

That's why we have heroes like Russell Coight to keep us safe.

So.... how many charging stations has Australia set up in the Outback?

 

[John53]

So.... how many charging stations has Australia set up in the Outback?

Dunno but I do know they recently took out 30 car parking spaces at the supermarket I go to and put in 12 EV charging thingos. I've never seen them being used.

 

[sun rise]

Also forget big sharks and Crocodiles and spiders with fangs that can puncture a leather boot.... after all....the British didn't make Australia a penal colony because it was a nice tropical fun spot...oh and Dingos...mustn't forget the Dingos

Oh and all bears are named Teddy and are hugable.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

but...but...I.....

I'm so sad and sorry for taking this joke so far now.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh and all bears are named Teddy and are hugable.

I've never said that..... but the British crown did not ship its convicts off to Northern Canada where there are a whole lot of bears...and cold... they sent them to Australia where they have 6 foot tall hopping rats and everything there, on land and sea, want to kill all humans... should tell folks something about Australia

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm so sad and sorry for taking this joke so far now.

ok...that's ok

 

[Stevicus]

Winning on Saturday night.

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning on Saturday night.

Hey, its @Thief

 

[JustGeorge]

Winning on Saturday night.

Too much activity and flashing lights for my taste.

 

[sun rise]

I've never said that..... but the British crown did not ship its convicts off to Northern Canada where there are a whole lot of bears...and cold... they sent them to Australia where they have 6 foot tall hopping rats and everything there, on land and sea, want to kill all humans... should tell folks something about Australia

You disparaged dingoes. They're not really designed to be pets but they are members of the dog family.

 

[Wu Wei]

You disparaged dingoes. They're not really designed to be pets but they are members of the dog family.

But they, like everything else in Australia...wants to kill all humans

 

[sun rise]

But they, like everything else in Australia...wants to kill all humans

And bears aren't?

 

[John53]

But they, like everything else in Australia...wants to kill all humans

They're not very good at it

 

[Wu Wei]

And bears aren't?

No, bears aren't in Australia.....

 

[Wu Wei]

They're not very good at it

But they still want to

 

[JustGeorge]

No, bears aren't in Australia.....

Drop bears.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I don't make the rules

I could never be upset with you, Daffodil.