Nope, that's the all for show make believe mums.
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Nope, that's the all for show make believe mums.
Well, they're still moms... but damn, do they have it easy.
Imagine... using the toilet whenever need arises! True luxury!
Sprayed our bedroom with nerve agent...Just got into bed. Yes i know, only 21h21 but i need to rest my back. A fly and a mosquito were buzzing/bugging me. Flys, bof, but death to mosquitos. A quick squirt of nerve gas sorted that out.
Did you know fly spray contains pyrethrin (the active ingredient of most insecticides), a nerve agent to insects.
Yup, they are show off mums who have it so easy they have time to tidy the house and comb their hair. Look as me, I'm so good i can do all this stuff and still be a mum. Thats the easy life.
Betting not one would be able to cope with your life. They should issue medals
I'd settle for a free meal and a fart joke.
That's just pretend supermom.
Free meal - I don't have your address. But fart jokes? 23 Fart Jokes Which Won't Clear A Room | Beano.comI'd settle for a free meal and a fart joke.
I get that one about the chicken... been there myself.
I'd settle for a free meal and a fart joke.
I can do half...
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it its probably ****
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Beans, beans., good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal.
OR, the slightly cleaner version:
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal.
The more you fart, the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal.
OR, the slightly cleaner version:
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal.
You've been talking to my hubby
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
It replaces the word "fart" with "toot." That's it.
Pull @ChristineM 's finger.
I'm lying under a pile of doonas patting the dog.