The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

Or pick one

MILF	Man I Love Fishing
MILF	Make It Last Forever
MILF	Man I Love Football
MILF	Man I Love Fridays
MILF	Many Islands, Low Fares (Spirit Airlines promotion)
MILF	Milk is Liquid Funk (band)
MILF	Man I Like Fragging (Counter Strike gaming clan)
MILF	Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor (comedy club; Walt Disney World)
MILF	Midnight Institution of Lazy Frisbee (University of Massachusetts Amherst)

 

[sun rise]

Nah, a real apple pie is the french tarte tatin.

Untill you have a slice you will never know what you are missing.


View attachment 93351


Edit: you can have it with ice cream if you want

The one I found does not look that good unfortunately Tarte Tatin (Whole tart 12″)

 

[John53]

I am I am innocent
Innocent I am
Put your hands in the air
Put your hands in the air

 

[Stevicus]

 

[John53]

A bee just came up and stung me. No reason.

Jerk.

Take comfort in the fact that she will die.

 

[John53]

That sign lies, it appears to carry on for 8 to 12 inches after the sign.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[JustGeorge]

Take comfort in the fact that she will die.

We all do, eventually.

 

[sun rise]

A jumping shark.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[John53]

We all do, eventually.

Yes but not by flying into your home on a kamikaze mission.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Kathryn]

.

That's about what all power tools feel like to me. Especially gas powered ones but all of them, really.

 

[JustGeorge]

Yes but not by flying into your home on a kamikaze mission.

Well, I was outside, but I was in my yard, minding my own business.

 

[Kathryn]

TRUE STORY TIME!

OK so this happened just a few years ago: I was watering my flower beds and for some reason my sprinkler system wasn't working or reaching one particular spot so I dragged my hose out there. I had to reach behind a dog house to turn on the hose. No issues. However, I did notice after I reached back there that apparently I had disturbed a wasp nest and they were all lined up to kill me. OK.

So about 15 minutes later, I needed to turn the water off. But when I stepped outside, the wasps totally attacked me. TOTALLY. I mean, through my clothes and everything. Meanwhile, the water was just going and going and it was a Saturday, and my granddaughter was coming over in a bit and it was just awful. I had to call someone.

So I called a pest control guy, who charged me a whole lot of money to come out and then, he just sauntered outside and said, "Wasps never sting me," and I guess they didn't because he just reached behind the dog house where all those wasps were, and turned off the water, and then he sprayed them with something that killed them and that was that.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wirey]

Or pick one

MILF	Man I Love Fishing
MILF	Make It Last Forever
MILF	Man I Love Football
MILF	Man I Love Fridays
MILF	Many Islands, Low Fares (Spirit Airlines promotion)
MILF	Milk is Liquid Funk (band)
MILF	Man I Like Fragging (Counter Strike gaming clan)
MILF	Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor (comedy club; Walt Disney World)
MILF	Midnight Institution of Lazy Frisbee (University of Massachusetts Amherst)

I have no idea what's going on in this porno anymore. She's supposed to use a frisbee? That's just weird!

 

[John53]

Well, I was outside, but I was in my yard, minding my own business.

I blame @Dan From Smithville

 

[JustGeorge]

TRUE STORY TIME!

OK so this happened just a few years ago: I was watering my flower beds and for some reason my sprinkler system wasn't working or reaching one particular spot so I dragged my hose out there. I had to reach behind a dog house to turn on the hose. No issues. However, I did notice after I reached back there that apparently I had disturbed a wasp nest and they were all lined up to kill me. OK.

So about 15 minutes later, I needed to turn the water off. But when I stepped outside, the wasps totally attacked me. TOTALLY. I mean, through my clothes and everything. Meanwhile, the water was just going and going and it was a Saturday, and my granddaughter was coming over in a bit and it was just awful. I had to call someone.

So I called a pest control guy, who charged me a whole lot of money to come out and then, he just sauntered outside and said, "Wasps never sting me," and I guess they didn't because he just reached behind the dog house where all those wasps were, and turned off the water, and then he sprayed them with something that killed them and that was that.

At our old house, we had a wasp nest. My husband, who is allergic, decided this meant the best plan was to assault them with a pizza box and run away.

I decided to call the landlord and have him deal with it. He came over with a can of wasp spray. And then they both assaulted the wasps with pizza boxes.

My sister does that sometimes.

I blame @Dan From Smithville

Yeah, it probably is his fault.

 

[sun rise]

We have a piece of luggage where the metal pulls came off and it's almost impossible to open/close with pliers. I'm about to put a "Free" sign on it because that's what we do with junk or almost junk to see if someone will take it rather than us having to try to stuff it in the trash or drive it to the dump if it's too big to fit which I think is the case with this one.