If I ever get one of those, can I send it over and have you fix it for me, too?
I had LeeAnder around 21. He was a pretty easy little kid, but was hyper and wanted everyone to do fantastic activities with him. He didn't care if you said you were too old, or too fat, but he'd have sympathy if you were both old and fat, and let you be.
I soon turned into his "Old Fat Mom", and started referring to myself as such. "LeeAnder, don't make your old, fat mom come across the yard and get you, just come on back." Worked every time.
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That was me during the Old Fat Mom period.
Were you a victim of unicorn poop?