The last post is the WINNER!

[beenherebeforeagain]

You have the clap?

and now you do, too

 

[We Never Know]

I wonder if beans would sell better if flatulence smelled like cotton candy, or lilacs?

I read something a year or so ago about a woman who said she made around $200k selling her farts in jars.

 

[sun rise]

Good evening

Good afternoon.

 

[Wirey]

I read something a year or so ago about a woman who said she made around $200k selling her farts in jars.

I remember her. I ordered "Meadow Methane".

 

[The Hammer]

Biscuit time

 

[John53]

 

[sun rise]

Winning with my dog asleep near me.

 

[JustGeorge]

Winning having fed the dogs.

 

[John53]

Winning having posted my daughters dog

 

[sun rise]

Winning having fed the dogs.

That *is* winning.

 

[sun rise]

Winning having posted my daughters dog

You put her dog in the mail?

 

[ChristineM]

Simply winning, nothing more, nothing less.

 

[John53]

I'm putting a stop to the winning

 

[ChristineM]

I'm putting a stop to the winning

Waste of time, it ain't going to happen.

 

[John53]

Waste of time, it ain't going to happen.

Fair enuff

 

[ChristineM]

Fair enuff

There was once a fairy called nuff.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

There was once a fairy called nuff,

Who indulged in her habit of snuff.

 

[Wirey]

I'm taking a weekend trip to the US soon, and I have to put my dog in a kennel. My wife is mad because I always make her take him so he won't be mad at me.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Sorry, but that is NOT a winning post.

 

[Stevicus]

This is a winning post. We made it past hump day without a visit from that infernal camel. Now it's Thursday, and one more day until the weekend. Win.