I've heard that one, too.
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The last post is the WINNER!
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I had to give him credit for coming up with an explanation that did not ignore the facts. I don't believe in Divinity playing "gotcha" but he did.
8 Brussels sprouts, liver, ranch dressing, white chocolate.
Good morning
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What? Again?
Bof
Good evening.
So.....Because you're a bird, you are not permitted to fly during the flight cancellation.....sounds just lazy to me.
The good news is my satellite TV just started working again
I've heard variations of that. But they don't seem to be very popular positions with many takers. I don't see them come up often here.
"Bof" is like saying, "Meh, I've had better pizza."
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I moved from Texas to Ohio in April of this year to be closer to my family.
"Bof" is like saying, "Meh, I've had better pizza."
Bof is french for meh but with more feeling
What could possibly go wrong?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
They're so uninterested that they respond to everything with 'bof'.
