The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

After reading Dan's post....

Trunking?

I like it.

It doesn't sound very threatening, but it does sound a little naughty.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The final result of desire is learning to dry the dishes.

That may be the most profoundly insightful thing I've read on this forum.

 

[Kathryn]

LOL

 

[Stonetree]

I have to get some exercise or I will completely turn to stone......Enjoy my absence.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I have to get some exercise or I will completely turn to stone......Enjoy my absence.

We will do our best.

 

[Wirey]

The washroom here needs some serious work. The graffiti is completely unimaginative.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

With this knowledge and these two lips
I fail to find the words to describe these
tulips.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'll leave you all with a little Radar Love.

 

[sun rise]

My winning limit for poetry is along the lines of

Sparkle sparkle little twink
Who the hell i am you think
I am not intoxicated by alcohol
Although some thinkle peep i am.

That's a bit Vogonish.

 

[sun rise]

Debunking?

Bunking instead?

 

[ChristineM]

The final result of desire is learning to dry the dishes.

The final result is buying a dishwasher

 

[sun rise]

Who could ask for anything more than a free wife, cofee brick and message?

 

[Kathryn]

Who could ask for anything more than a free wife, cofee brick and message?

Lord have mercy.

 

[John53]

Good morning

 

[Kathryn]

Good evening, here! But may you have a fabulous day.

 

[John53]

Are you reading my mind?
One thought at a time.
By some means or device
I cannot divine.

Get out of my head.
Bird...green, yellow and red.
I'll not have it so soon out of bed.
But I'm still commend you, that being said.

I try not to cheat.
Though my lies are surfeit.
They're just there to compete.
For the women's regret.

Yours is original, mine was plagiarised from The Dropkick Murphys.

 

[Kathryn]

I like that group.

 

[sun rise]

Lord have mercy.

Yas. Lurd haf mircee

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Who could ask for anything more than a free wife, cofee brick and message?

I'm surprised they didn't have cofeve...

 

[Kathryn]

I'm surprised they didn't have cofeve...

Or messaging.