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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

"We are both impressed and daunted." Cargn
Staff member
Premium Member
Starter home.
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Home with a starter.

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Dan From Smithville

"We are both impressed and daunted." Cargn
Staff member
Premium Member
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiselled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
Are you reading my mind?
One thought at a time.
By some means or device
I cannot divine.

Get out of my head.
Bird...green, yellow and red.
I'll not have it so soon out of bed.
But I'm still commend you, that being said.

I try not to cheat.
Though my lies are surfeit.
They're just there to compete.
For the women's regret.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
There once was a hag from ol' Dayton
Who said she was close to ol' Satan.
She might well have been
I really can't ken
But she sure could perform her some hatin'.


Sorry, just made that up.
 

Dan From Smithville

"We are both impressed and daunted." Cargn
Staff member
Premium Member
There once was a hag from ol' Dayton
Who said she was close to ol' Satan.
She might well have been
I really can't ken
But she sure could perform her some hatin'.


Sorry, just made that up.
I know not this hag on whom you rave.
But I know of an old hermit named Dave
But the rules here conscript me to behave.
And I cannot relate his tale of the money he saved.
Nor the woman in his life that was beyond the grave.
I can mention that he lived in a cave.
 

Dan From Smithville

"We are both impressed and daunted." Cargn
Staff member
Premium Member
There once was a hag from ol' Dayton
Who said she was close to ol' Satan.
She might well have been
I really can't ken
But she sure could perform her some hatin'.


Sorry, just made that up.
It's pretty good actually. Especially of the top of your head.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
There once was a woman named Dave
Who professed that she lived in a cave,
I don't know if she did
I don't know if she hid
But if so, she at least did behave.
 

Dan From Smithville

"We are both impressed and daunted." Cargn
Staff member
Premium Member
I have won a lot of poetry contests which have netted me absolutely nothing.
I've been working on one for the last 4 years about a crazy little alien that lured me in with her charms and then stomped my heart like a grape under her wrath.

I haven't gotten to where I like it yet.
 
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