The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

You have to learn to fall, UP not DOWN...

That's funny. With one exception, I have never fallen down stairs, but only up them. And that exception is a special case that involved alcohol and rolling.

 

[Stevicus]

Another screwy win.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Plus I have a titanium elbow so I do need to protect that in a fall.

I knew it. You're bionic.

 

[Stonetree]

Oh, god, I hope not.

Who did you fall for?

 

[Kathryn]

Who did you fall for?

LOL I wish. No one. No one at all.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Oh, god, I hope not.

Probably not. It may be that it really is called the fall, because of the leaves. @Stonetree may have to worry, but I think we'll be OK.

 

[Stonetree]

LOL I wish. No one. No one at all.

Do you really fall, often?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Who did you fall for?

Life alert? I've fallen and I can't get up. Send beer!

 

[Kathryn]

Probably not. It may be that it really is called the fall, because of the leaves. @Stonetree may have to worry, but I think we'll be OK.

I sure hope so.

 

[JustGeorge]

If that is TMI, wait until you read this.

My vision is terrible. But that is not the problem. It's the lack of supervision that is the problem. The state and the people that make it up let me run free to do what I choose and then when I exercise this freedom and lack of supervision that they say are mine, suddenly they get all bent out of shape. They say, "Dan, you can't run around like a rabbit." "You have to wear clothes." "Stop that, it's obscene." "You can't dress like an evil, nudist clown either". And stuff like "Put that rubber nose back where it was." "And put that woman back where she was." "Stop stroking that rubber chicken like that."

Fascists! Stomping on my rights. Building up my belief in freedom and then crushing it.

Anyway, who wants coffee? Lemonade? How are you all doing? Anything new going on?

Life is so restrictive...

 

[Kathryn]

Do you really fall, often?

Fairly often. But my vision is pretty bad and I blame that.

 

[Stonetree]

Fairly often. But my vision is pretty bad and I blame that.

You might need to use a cane...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Life is so restrictive...

It is. It wouldn't be except for all the people and their rules. And gravity. And solid objects. And impacts. But other than that, it is OK. Well, wild animals that live on flesh... and venomous snakes...and jellyfish...

Anyway, I really want to go to Australia.

 

[Kathryn]

You might need to use a cane...

No, not yet, I am going to get my vision checked first.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Fairly often. But my vision is pretty bad and I blame that.

I tend to walk on the outer edges of my feet. I always have. It causes me to become unbalanced easily. I just have to be aware and reposition my stride.

 

[Stonetree]

It is. It wouldn't be except for all the people and their rules. And gravity. And solid objects. And impacts. But other than that, it is OK. Well, wild animals that live on flesh... and venomous snakes...and jellyfish...

Anyway, I really want to go to Australia.

Big Dan......get a grip, man...

 

[JustGeorge]

It is. It wouldn't be except for all the people and their rules. And gravity. And solid objects. And impacts. But other than that, it is OK. Well, wild animals that live on flesh... and venomous snakes...and jellyfish...

Anyway, I really want to go to Australia.

I'm sick of it all...

Forget gravity. I'm going home, where there is no gravity!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

No, not yet, I am going to get my vision checked first.

You could get one of those canes that has a sword in it. This could be the start of a new career. No one expects a woman that just fell on the floor to suddenly leap up, sword in hand and demand that everyone stand and deliver. You could be a global social influencer. With a sword.

 

[Stonetree]

No, not yet, I am going to get my vision checked first.

Please, try to do better......a broken hip greatly shortens life.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Big Dan......get a grip, man...

I don't even want to go into that. There was screaming and the police may have been involved and there was kangaroo...