The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

Exactly.

And how is that things tongue still normal?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I tried a lot of strange foods when i was dating Mrs Wu…. Did not like most of it, but if forced to choose one that I had to eat, it would be the blood tofu…. And I didn’t like that much either. The cow cartilage was cold chewy and flavorless, lung of something and pig intestines we’re just awful, and that is as far as I am willing to go down Chinese weird food memory lane

OK. So my previous short list has suddenly just expanded.

 

[John53]

 

[Wu Wei]

Say it three times and it appears.

8

 

[John53]

Say it three times and it appears.

You are truly evil

 

[John53]

Mayonnaise is made from decaying whale blubber that's why it's rich in omega 3.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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Some of our vendors request we do this. I suppose it is due diligence and chain of evidence. And, if the customer does this, perhaps they really didn't receive it? Or it is part of some joke. Look what we made these guys do.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Mayonnaise is made from decaying whale blubber that's why it's rich in omega 3.

I don't get it. You live in Australia where even the dirt will kill you and you don't like mayo. I could understand if cobras spit it at their prey or in defense, but it's a delicious condiment made from wholesome ingredients...and decaying whale blubber. Which isn't bad and a good way to use a resource that would otherwise go to waste.

 

[Wu Wei]

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Recently order a few things from Amazon. All came, but one thing was missing. I ordered 2 blue knee support sleeves and an oak dowal. I got one blue and one pink knee sleeve. I dec to return the pink one and have then send me the blue I ordered. Then I went to check the status of the dowel, it was no longer part of any orde. The next day I got another knee sleeve. This one was blue. Never got the dowel… but I have 3 knee sleeve…..

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't get it. You live in Australia where even the dirt will kill you and you don't like mayo. I could understand if cobras spit it at their prey or in defense, but it's a delicious condiment made from wholesome ingredients...and decaying whale blubber. Which isn't bad and a good way to use a resource that would otherwise go to waste.

Cobras... you're focusing on cobras when there's mayonnaise about?

Your priorities are all screwed up.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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And thus we see photographic evidence of the biological species concept.

 

[John53]

Recently order a few things from Amazon. All came, but one thing was missing. I ordered 2 blue knee support sleeves and an oak dowal. I got one blue and one pink knee sleeve. I dec to return the pink one and have then send me the blue I ordered. Then I went to check the status of the dowel, it was no longer part of any orde. The next day I got another knee sleeve. This one was blue. Never got the dowel… but I have 3 knee sleeve…..

You will have to grow an extra leg

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Cobras... you're focusing on cobras when there's mayonnaise about?

Your priorities are all screwed up.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You are truly evil

The Duck made me do it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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Or, when necking goes horribly wrong.

 

[Wu Wei]

The Duck made me do it.

Really…. Where is this duck…. I know a chef in Beijing who would like to meet him

 

[John53]

When I was born I got so mad at my parents I didn't speak to them for 18 months.

 

[JustGeorge]

When I was born I got so mad at my parents I didn't speak to them for 18 months.

I felt sorry for my mom and talked a bit to her...

She was stuck with my dad alone before that.

 

[Stevicus]