The last post is the WINNER!

[Stonetree]

I'm assuming a shaper is some kind of torture that women inflict on themselves?

A Planer is a machine tool where a reciprocating table passes under a metal cutting tool that shaves chips reducing the size of the work piece.
A Shaper is a machine tool where a reciprocating cutting head shaves metal chips off a workpiece clamped on a stationary table.

 

[John53]

A Planer is a machine tool where a reciprocating table passes under a metal cutting tool that shaves chips reducing the size of the work piece.
A Shaper is a machine tool where a reciprocating cutting head shaves metal chips off a work piece clamed on stationary table.

Pervert

 

[Stonetree]

Pervert

You don't have to remind anyone............It's printed on my shirt.!

 

[JustGeorge]

You don't have to remind anyone............It's printed on my shirt.!

I appreciate the reminder.

 

[Stevicus]

Monday afternoon win.

 

[John53]

Just been advised she has a hairdo appointment today so I get to drive for an hour then sit around for 2 hours and drive an hour back home on no sleep.

 

[JustGeorge]

Just been advised she has a hairdo appointment today so I get to drive for an hour then sit around for 2 hours and drive an hour back home on no sleep.

Can you take a nap there?

 

[John53]

Can you take a nap there?

In the car if it's not too hot.

 

[sun rise]

The term I'm familiar with is 'inseam' for what you mean. You were talking to female George, so I thought your remark was in jest. The term 'inside leg' reminded me of a term we have for the male member. That term is 'short arm'. When the damn Taylor checks your inseam he usually jams his tape measure up into the male crotch then checks the cuff measurement. ..........

Sometime in the past I learned what an outseam meant which is what it sounds like.

 

[Wu Wei]

No, your boobs aren't on your head.

(checks her head) I don't think they are.

Perverts

 

[Wu Wei]

I'll see what I can arrange

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Stonetree]

@Wu Wei, Ranger Stonetree reminds you, "Beware of the Bears".

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Stevicus]

Well, at least you know that no dinosaurs will interfere with your pursuit of pick-a-nick baskets.

 

[John53]

No where is open for lunch. It's a disaster. I'm gonna have to go bear hunting.

 

[Stonetree]

No where is open for lunch. It's a disaster. I'm gonna have to go bear hunting.

@Revoltingest cooked Lassie......

 

[JustGeorge]

Had been dreadfully worried for a friend. Got a call they're alright.

Ares beat me up, and I sang anyways.

I needed that call.