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The last post is the WINNER!

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
Karen wanted to go to a jewellery shop so the plan was I'd drop her off then go to Aldi. When I was done I'd text her to see if she was done and if she was I'd pick her up, if not I'd find a park. This is how the text exchange went when I got out of Aldi...

Me: I'm done
Karen: Yes
Me: Do you want me to pick you up or park?
Karen: Yeah

:shrug:
Pick her up, and then park?
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
Karen wanted to go to a jewellery shop so the plan was I'd drop her off then go to Aldi. When I was done I'd text her to see if she was done and if she was I'd pick her up, if not I'd find a park. This is how the text exchange went when I got out of Aldi...

Me: I'm done
Karen: Yes
Me: Do you want me to pick you up or park?
Karen: Yeah

:shrug:
She clearly is still dazzled by that 55 carat diamond purchased with the @John53 fortune.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Karen wanted to go to a jewellery shop so the plan was I'd drop her off then go to Aldi. When I was done I'd text her to see if she was done and if she was I'd pick her up, if not I'd find a park. This is how the text exchange went when I got out of Aldi...

Me: I'm done
Karen: Yes
Me: Do you want me to pick you up or park?
Karen: Yeah

:shrug:
My wife gave me directions today to get to a building I needed to meed her at..... go right, not first right, second right..... so I took the second right aaaaaaand was lost....... not were I wanted to be..... so I get out the GPS, enter the address where I started to head back.... because my brain kicked into Mrs Wu language and figured out what she meant.......but, before I got back to the start,...she calls me to find out where I am.... now I have to spend time trying to get her off the phone because I am depending on GPS that has been superseded by the phone call.....that took awhile...... in the process I got more lost.......had to turn around...with assistance with the GPS.... now to translate what Mrs Wu meant with...go right, not first right, second right. Take the first right, then take the second right.... that worked...
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
It was a bargain because the Aussie dollar is so bad after the U.S. election.
I had to look up the data instead of just making it up and declaring it a fact. It does seem that the value dropped a steeply after Trump and hasn't recovered.

Ancient Currency held up better, since it was all symbolic and currency exchange took place on cave walls.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I should state that for thanksgiving this year there will be no Rabbit on the menu....which is a good thing..... but there will also not be any Guinness on the menu...which is a bad thing
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
My wife gave me directions today to get to a building I needed to meed her at..... go right, not first right, second right..... so I took the second right aaaaaaand was lost....... not were I wanted to be..... so I get out the GPS, enter the address where I started to head back.... because my brain kicked into Mrs Wu language and figured out what she meant.......but, before I got back to the start,...she calls me to find out where I am.... now I have to spend time trying to get her off the phone because I am depending on GPS that has been superseded by the phone call.....that took awhile...... in the process I got more lost.......had to turn around...with assistance with the GPS.... now to translate what Mrs Wu meant with...go right, not first right, second right. Take the first right, then take the second right.... that worked...

I often get "turn right here" and when I turn right I get "why are you going this way?".

On the motorbike it would...

Karen: It's over there, I can see it
Me: Where?
Karen: I'm pointing at it.
Me: You're behind me.
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
I often get "turn right here" and when I turn right I get "why are you going this way?".

On the motorbike it would...

Karen: It's over there, I can see it
Me: Where?
Karen: I'm pointing at it.
Me: You're behind me.
This isn't a direction issue, but when we were in the car, if I asked for a soda or a snack while I was driving, it would always get handed to my head like I had a tiny arm growing out of my neck for grabbing stuff close in.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
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Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
I should state that for thanksgiving this year there will be no Rabbit on the menu....which is a good thing..... but there will also not be any Guinness on the menu...which is a bad thing
Smiles for the "rabbit" menu deletion and frowns for the Guinness debacle.
 
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