The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

Ant now it's time to sleep.

I'll leave you with a photo of Cooking Fat.



Pet passports have tick options for 1, 2 or 3 colours, the vet had to manually add an entry for 6 colours. I do miss her.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

A couple of years ago i was taking veg peelings to the compost bin. Lifted the lid and the compost moved. A viper poped its head out to see what was happening. I don't think I've ever moved so fast.

Sometimes one of the cats will being a snake in, drop it at my feet as if to say " look, what i found". Usually a grass snake but sometimes something a bit more scary, either an asp or meadow viper.

I was part of a group that found a garter snake in the toilet at church.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Cats are very bouncy.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've been drinking all afternoon (after and ice tea with lunch, it's been water straight out of a glass...)

Hope you're not driving home.


That's a lot of stops for peeing.

 

[Stonetree]

I was part of a group that found a garter snake in the toilet at church.

Dan.......Dan, you have to stay out of dangerous churches......

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ant now it's time to sleep.

I'll leave you with a photo of Cooking Fat.

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Pet passports have tick options for 1, 2 or 3 colours, the vet had to manually add an entry for 6 colours. I do miss her.

Wait a minute. Pets have to get passports?

 

[JustGeorge]

I was part of a group that found a garter snake in the toilet at church.

Why was there a group using the toilet together?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Why was there a group using the toilet together?

I was just thinking, why has no one asked. Outstanding.

I was a boy scout leader at the time and we met at the church. One of the boys came running in to tell us what he found. So, in that sense, we were a group.

I forget what we did with the snake or if it went back the way it came. Too long ago.

 

[JustGeorge]

I was just thinking, why has no one asked. Outstanding.

I was a boy scout leader at the time and we met at the church. One of the boys came running in to tell us what he found. So, in that sense, we were a group.

I forget what we did with the snake or if it went back the way it came. Too long ago.

That's a fun time!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

That's a fun time!

It was. At the time I wasn't but a few years older than some of the scouts. We had a lot of fun.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Hope you're not driving home.


That's a lot of stops for peeing.

The house doesn't drive very well...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The house doesn't drive very well...

Not a very mobile home then.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Dan.......Dan, you have to stay out of dangerous churches......

I'm easily lured. Bunny.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Not a very mobile home then.

Unlike Steven Wright, when I turn the key it doesn't start...and I certainly can't take it for a drive around the block...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Unlike Steven Wright, when I turn the key it doesn't start...and I certainly can't take it for a drive around the block...

But if you do get it up and running, all the way to the speed of light and turn on the outside lights, do they work?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I can't keep my eyes open. I'm going to bed.

Good evening friends. May all your dreams of me getting rich and famous come true.

 

[Stonetree]

Why was there a group using the toilet together?

Probably that naughty choir, again.

 

[Wu Wei]

Probably that naughty choir, again.

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[Stonetree]

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[Colt]