Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
...a thing. Hey aliens! You missed a spot!" Then Chris got so frustrated he picked up a rock and hurled it, hitting the craft and...
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Breathing heavily, standing at the very edge of the fissure, Jane yelled "I can't see you anymore!". Taking out her flashlight, she fumbled for the switch, noticing the blood on...
her hands then suddenly her vision got blurry, and she almost stumbled into the deep crevice herself. After a moment Chris, her fiance, called up from the bottom.
"I think my leg is stuck up in my buttocks. I don't know how it got there but it hurts like hell."
"When I told you to put your foot up your butt I was only joking!" she yells down.
As he lies there in pain, his eye glanced torse the sky in time to see some bright light from above
"Get that damn light out of my eyes" he yells up.
"Honey, I don't even have a light on."
Suddenly a large craft came swiftly and silently to a halt just inches away from the opening of the fissure.
"What in FSM's name is that?" Jane wondered.
"It's like a giant cup!"
"SILENCE" a voice says from the craft. "We're here to take you to our leader. Get on board the cup craft pronto!" But Jane's fiance was still stuck, so the cup craft lowered the leg anal extractornator and removed his leg then it lowered the rectum compressor.
"You aren't bringing that thing anywhere near me." Chris hollered.
"Just shut up and let it help you!"
"What if I end up pregnant?" Chris wondered.
"Then I will pay child support." But Chris realized the alien couldn't possibly pay in earth money, so he grabbed the rectum compressor and started climbing up. When he got to the top he threw himself towards Jane.
"What are you doing, the can help you!"
"I don't want their help. I just want to be in your arms."
"Baby, I really wish you would let them help. I'll be right beside you, I'll hold your penis, while they use the rectum compressor on you." Chris thought about it and just snapped. He grabbed the gun off Janes' waist and fired at the cup craft.
"What are you doing!?!?" Jane said.
The aliens retreated into the cup craft and brought out a strange looking laser, which fired communion wine, hitting the couple in the eyes and made Janes vision come back.
"I can see" she exclaimed.
"Lucky you, I cant see a thing. Hey aliens! You missed a spot!" Then Chris got so frustrated he picked up a rock and hurled it, hitting the craft and they fell to the ground holding thier faces because thier eyes was burning from the wine. Chris held the gun out and blindly fired some more shots at the aliens.
Let's keep it going ...
Breathing heavily, standing at the very edge of the fissure, Jane yelled "I can't see you anymore!". Taking out her flashlight, she fumbled for the switch, noticing the blood on...
her hands then suddenly her vision got blurry, and she almost stumbled into the deep crevice herself. After a moment Chris, her fiance, called up from the bottom.
"I think my leg is stuck up in my buttocks. I don't know how it got there but it hurts like hell."
"When I told you to put your foot up your butt I was only joking!" she yells down.
As he lies there in pain, his eye glanced torse the sky in time to see some bright light from above
"Get that damn light out of my eyes" he yells up.
"Honey, I don't even have a light on."
Suddenly a large craft came swiftly and silently to a halt just inches away from the opening of the fissure.
"What in FSM's name is that?" Jane wondered.
"It's like a giant cup!"
"SILENCE" a voice says from the craft. "We're here to take you to our leader. Get on board the cup craft pronto!" But Jane's fiance was still stuck, so the cup craft lowered the leg anal extractornator and removed his leg then it lowered the rectum compressor.
"You aren't bringing that thing anywhere near me." Chris hollered.
"Just shut up and let it help you!"
"What if I end up pregnant?" Chris wondered.
"Then I will pay child support." But Chris realized the alien couldn't possibly pay in earth money, so he grabbed the rectum compressor and started climbing up. When he got to the top he threw himself towards Jane.
"What are you doing, the can help you!"
"I don't want their help. I just want to be in your arms."
"Baby, I really wish you would let them help. I'll be right beside you, I'll hold your penis, while they use the rectum compressor on you." Chris thought about it and just snapped. He grabbed the gun off Janes' waist and fired at the cup craft.
"What are you doing!?!?" Jane said.
The aliens retreated into the cup craft and brought out a strange looking laser, which fired communion wine, hitting the couple in the eyes and made Janes vision come back.
"I can see" she exclaimed.
"Lucky you, I cant see a thing. Hey aliens! You missed a spot!" Then Chris got so frustrated he picked up a rock and hurled it, hitting the craft and they fell to the ground holding thier faces because thier eyes was burning from the wine. Chris held the gun out and blindly fired some more shots at the aliens.
Let's keep it going ...
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
He hit the leader of the aliens square in the face, causing him to fall down dead, and his companions to...
The Enlightened One
Contrarian
...retreat back into their craft.
"Zegb bleek, geel gerbleet xuhb!" The alian said.
Taking the vote of confidance the alian geared up and went back...
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
...to it's home planet. Leaving Chris and Jane dazed and confused. However, they still were stuck in their current situation of...
snakedoctor
Active Member
being lustfully in love while being in relationships with others, chris new his girl was cheating and wanted to....
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
...get back at her by cheating himself, but they'd have to figure that out when they reached civilization. They climbed out of the pit and found themselves in...
snakedoctor
Active Member
a giant valley surrounded by the highest peaks known to man. With no easy way out the resigned to making camp and cleaning up in the near by....
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
...stream of fresh, clean water. They were in the stream, when they heard a rustling in some nearby bushes and a man jumped out, this man...
The Enlightened One
Contrarian
...was brandishing a sword and demanded to know why they were on his property.
"We were lost and then my fiance got hurt." Jane said.
"I think you're lying, prepare...
snakedoctor
Active Member
to be taken to my home. once they arrived at the mans cabin both were put at ease to see he was a ....
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
...nice looking young man with blond hair and and a dazzling smile. Chris didn't know why, but he thought if he could cheat on Jane with anyone, he'd want it to be this young man. The young man then...
snakedoctor
Active Member
revealed he was a munic (sp) and lived in this humble abode to study and learn all he could while writing books on self help as well as short stories for.....
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
...children to improve their reading. He then told them that he would serve them a meal, but that he would do so using his magical...
snakedoctor
Active Member
handkerchief and they would have to room together in the barn with the donkey. He warned them "if you get into the hanky panky in front of the donkey you get a big ol'...
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
donkey kick in the mouth." Then he took out his magic hankerchief, flicked it over the table once, and a glorious feast appeared before the young couple. They immediately fell to eating like a bunch of...
snakedoctor
Active Member
rabidness wolves devouring a fresh kill. The Monk looked on in astonishment. "why are you eating so much so furiously"? The couple looked up and stated "it feels like we are eating for two". The monk whipped is handkerchief and relieved the aliens had ...
Rainbow Mage
Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
set this all up as a trap, and lured them into it. The aliens with their new leader suddenly appeared at the door, and the monk's disguise fell away revealing a...
The Enlightened One
Contrarian
grotesque midget.
"WTF is that and why does it look so....
"WTF is that and why does it look so....