The Neverending Story

[Rainbow Mage]

She took some time coming to her senses. She was in her bedroom and somehow she felt sore and dirty. Chris was still sleeping next to her. The aliens, the midget, had it all been a dream? It was all slipping away even now. She turned to Chris and...

 

[The Enlightened One]

...noticed a cast on his leg.
"Chris how did you break your leg!?" she demanded. "I must know!"
"Don't you remember, the trampoline next door collapsed while we we're...

 

[Smokeless Indica]

...noticed a cast on his leg.
"Chris how did you break your leg!?" she demanded. "I must know!"
"Don't you remember, the trampoline next door collapsed while we we're...

....making love on it." "How can she not remember that? That was our first time." He thought to himself tears coming to his eyes.

 

[Rainbow Mage]

Chris began to feel dirty and used, but then Jane kissed his forehead and held him to her...

 

[xkatz]

Chris began to feel dirty and used, but then Jane kissed his forehead and held him to her...

New alien mouth which was growing from her right armpit And then she began to...

 

[The Enlightened One]

...devour his head whole with it.
Suddenly she awoke once more, realizing that she was still on the space ship.
"What is happening to me?" Jane said.
A platform with...

 

[The Enlightened One]

...bright lights ascended into the room from seemingly nowhere.
"I've got to...

 

[Smokeless Indica]

...bright lights ascended into the room from seemingly nowhere.
"I've got to...

...find a way to get out of here." She tries to look for Chris but she can't move.
"Hello my love.....

 

[The Enlightened One]

..., I hope I didn't wake you." the midget says.
"Get away from me, I know what you are!!!"
"You can't even begin to comprehend what I am!"

 

[Rainbow Mage]

Meanwhile, Chris was in paradise with his virgins, whom he had slept with until he was quite tired. He was now lying back on a beach, having his virgins pet him, but he saw something moving in some nearby bushes. Suddenly, out jumped a ugly, shriveled old woman holding a...

 

[The Enlightened One]

Meanwhile, Chris was in paradise with his virgins, whom he had slept with until he was quite tired. He was now lying back on a beach, having his virgins pet him, but he saw something moving in some nearby bushes. Suddenly, out jumped a ugly, shriveled old woman holding a...

...dead rat.
"WTF is that!" chris said.
"This my dear is...

 

[Rainbow Mage]

..what becomes of those who fall into the trap of these aliens. This paradise is a trick, do not let them fool you." Chris rubbed his eyes, and suddenly it was all clear. His virgins were gone, replaced by...

 

[The Enlightened One]

...hairy world of warcraft players that have also found their way here out of bad luck.
"Eww, you mean I was in... that!" Chris said. "But how is that...

 

[The Enlightened One]

...possible?" he wondered in gross amusement. "They don't even have those organs..."
"Use your imagination!" the woman said.
"Why am I being...

 

[Rainbow Mage]

...manipulated by aliens into sleeping with world of warcraft players?"

"Don't you remember," the old woman asked. "This is just a matrix. Take off the virtual reality helmet."

Chris gasped in realization. He had been playing this game for...

 

[The Enlightened One]

...two days now.
"I need to get back to work!" He said.
There was a note at his station saying...

 

[Rainbow Mage]

'you're fired.' Chris began to wail, so he went to the bar and proceeded to get really hammered. A guy at the bar came over to him, seeing he was drunk, and started...

 

[The Enlightened One]

...to try to consol him.
"I know what you're doing and it won't work." Chris said.
"Im just..."

 

[Rainbow Mage]

...trying to take your mind off all this, lover. After all, it was my idea to lie to your fiance about being bi and having men on the side." With that the man licked Chris's...

 

[The Enlightened One]

rectum and licked it good.
"I didn't expect that." Chris said while jumping.
"You also don't expect me to..."