The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

it got to 91 FREAKIN' DEGREES!!!!!!!! That's just WRONG!!!!!

Since global warming is a left-wing crypto-Isis-communist conspiracy to dilute our precious bodily fluids, it's not really that hot. They are lying to you about what temperature it is to get you stirred up. Look to preserving your precious bodily fluids and you'll be fine.

 

[Wu Wei]

You're the idiot wearing a fur coat in sweltering summer weather.

Well..... I am going to get a haircut today so.....

Since global warming is a left-wing crypto-Isis-communist conspiracy to dilute our precious bodily fluids, it's not really that hot. They are lying to you about what temperature it is to get you stirred up. Look to preserving your precious bodily fluids and you'll be fine.

Well you have put forth some fungibly build interactive action items but you need to dynamically customize user friendly information but I believe you have compellingly fabricate maintainable testing procedures with your compellingly initiate pandemic models

 

[Revoltingest]

The word fresnel is pronounced "fray nell".

 

[savagewind]

A Fresnel lens is a type of compact lens originally developed by French physicist Augustin-Jean Fresnelfor lighthouses.

 

[Wu Wei]

Raymond Luxury Yacht is pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove"

 

[sun rise]

I'm about to go to my volunteer job.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm sleepy

 

[DavidFirth]

Wake up, doggonit! You gotta drive home you lazy bear!

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[sun rise]

"And miles to go before I sleep"

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to log off....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I feel like such an *** today. I thought I had an interview today. Turns out it was only an assessment for my therapy. I was so desperate for good news that my mind filled in so many blanks and I didn't think to ask what it was all about when I was called for my appointment today.

 

[savagewind]

There should probably be a rating thing-a-ma-jig for a headache.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I was finishing up with rehearsing the Ka Mate today, my entire role from starting it through the entire dance smooth and without tripping up or stumbling. My energy from doing absolutely exploded through the roof from it. And I thought, wow, I'm getting this much of a charge from it, and tomorrow I'll be leading a group of mostly-if-not-all males aged late teens through mid 20s. It's not supposed to be a "beat them down" quest for us NPCs, but the energy I get, channeling and "igniting the breath" (Haka; Ha = breath, Ka = ignite), I can't be held accountable for those young men full of testosterone I'm going to ignite.
And then I thought of Gregor Clegane, and how Ned sent Beric Dondarrion after him for his war crimes, and sought to charge Tywin Lannister for the crimes of his bannerman. But that was story trying to be realistic enough I consider it "fantasy lite," and I already planned on hitting the point of exhaustion long before the PCs can kill me (meaning I'll just decide at some point next hit and I'm done regardless of what my remaining health is), especially having 50 HP and being able to fully heal myself once.
And then the next day I'll get to kill things as my own character with my new sword!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I also gave myself a little welt and bruise on my thigh from practicing the Ka Mate today!

 

[Revoltingest]

UofM students are "taking the knee" for all sorts of protests now.
Monkey see, monkey do.

 

[Skwim]

While walking through the grocery store today I noticed that condoms are selling for about a dollar a piece. It's been quite a few years since I checked their price, I seldom had reason to, but it seems to have about doubled. Talk about inflation.

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[Revoltingest]

....condoms are selling for about a dollar a piece. It's been quite a few years since I checked their price, I seldom had reason to, but it seems to have about doubled..

Bragging?

 

[sun rise]

UofM students are "taking the knee" for all sorts of protests now.
Monkey see, monkey do.

Clearly you prefer historical innovation such as the Molotov cocktail rather than "taking the knee" - maybe (ethnic referent) should "knee cap" you.

 

[Revoltingest]

Clearly you prefer historical innovation such as the Molotov cocktail rather than "taking the knee" - maybe (ethnic referent) should "knee cap" you.

I prefer sticking flowers in the gun barrels of The Man.