The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[savagewind]

I ..........oh, nevermind!

 

[Revoltingest]

assertion #1: you have made about 108,000 posts in the past roughly 7.5 years, which is about 14,400 posts a year, or about 39 per day...

assertion #2: You are old. I don't remember how old you are, but you are older than me, and therefore you are older than dirt

assertion #3: you are a human being, and therefore subject to dying sometime in the next several decades.

Assertion #4: At your current rate of posting, it would take more than 69 years (March of 2079) to reach the one million posts mark

Conclusion #1: at your current rate, you will not be able to reach one million before you shake off this mortal coil

Conclusion #2: to reach one million in the next, say, ten years, you will need to increase your posting rate to about 89,200 per year, or about 244 per day...from your current average of 39 a day...an increase of about six times...

On the other hand, if I were to continue my current rate of the first six years of being active on RF, I will reach one million posts sometime in 2601 or 2...to reach the goal in 10 years, would require me to post about 98,980 a year, or about 271 a day...

Either #3 is suspect, or I must up my game.....or bribe mgmt for a higher post count.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Either #3 is suspect, or I must up my game.....or bribe mgmt for a higher post count.

I would never believe that you would try something so low-down and vile as upping your game, so...

 

[Revoltingest]

I would never believe that you would try something so low-down and vile as upping your game, so...

Don't worry.
I put in little effort now.
There's no way that will change.
Bribing Rex or Brent is the only option.
But since I'm too cheap, who will do it....you?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Don't worry.
I put in little effort now.
There's no way that will change.
Bribing Rex or Brent is the only option.
But since I'm too cheap, who will do it....you?

If nominated, I shall repudiate it;
if elected, I shall abdicate!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

beenherebeforeagain has been here before and again and will undoubtedly come back again. It's in his nature.

It's true: I have, am, and periodically will be here again again

however, that makes for too-long avatar name...

 

[sun rise]

Don't worry.
I put in little effort now.
There's no way that will change.
Bribing Rex or Brent is the only option.
But since I'm too cheap, who will do it....you?

There's no lasting satisfaction in bribery. No thrill of victory.

 

[sun rise]

There's no lasting satisfaction in bribery. No thrill of victory.

There was some thrill of victory today as weeds were conquered and junk was junked.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Your attention please:

I have nothing to announce at this time.

Please return to your normal, boring lives...

 

[Revoltingest]

At a Korean grocery store I found sweet corn ice cream sandwiches.

 

[4consideration]

I spent all day dealing with food, cleaning out the freezers, put up some meats, cooking. It was good. It was productive.

I'm pooped!

 

[Revoltingest]

I spent all day dealing with food, cleaning out the freezers, put up some meats, cooking. It was good. It was productive.

I'm pooped!

Sounds like the food will be too.

 

[4consideration]

Sounds like the food will be too.

Pooped?

 

[Revoltingest]

Pooped?

But only after consumption.

Lame joke, I know.
But it's late, I'm lightly inebriated, & it's all I gots.

 

[4consideration]

But only after consumption.

Lame joke, I know.
But it's late, I'm lightly inebriated, & it's all I gots.

Ya gots more than me. I didn't even know if I was missing something, or not.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

no poor jokes were used in the making of this post

 

[Wu Wei]

ihjmtyiooppl tguk

Well that is how it looks if I try and type with one finger with my eyes closed...

goodnight RF wherever you are

 

[Revoltingest]

Grand Rapids is the only real city in Michiganistan.
Detroit once was one, but it entirely lost that feel.

 

[sun rise]

ihjmtyiooppl tguk

Well that is how it looks if I try and type with one finger with my eyes closed...

goodnight RF wherever you are

I'm refraining for perhaps the only time in not posting the Monty Python "good night ding ding ding ding" sketch segment.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I'm refraining for perhaps the only time in not posting the Monty Python "good night ding ding ding ding" sketch segment.

that's okay, I'll post it!