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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
'Twas another bear kicked it. I saw it. It was big, and black, and had weird yellow legs.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Once a guy told me he appreciated me knowing Bibles are often printed on onion-skin paper.
I still wonder why, because he didn't even bother to know how or why I know that. Because he didn't ask and just assumed apparently my motives for knowing such were in alignment with his own faith, I may have told him from rolling joints.
I still wonder why, because he didn't even bother to know how or why I know that. Because he didn't ask and just assumed apparently my motives for knowing such were in alignment with his own faith, I may have told him from rolling joints.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I apologize, this is not random or meaningless, just did not know where to post it....
It came as a bit of a shock to me
Tom Petty, Rock Iconoclast Who Led the Heartbreakers, Dead at 66
It came as a bit of a shock to me
Tom Petty, Rock Iconoclast Who Led the Heartbreakers, Dead at 66
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Scorpions sting, dude. Just because you're a bear don't mean nuthin'.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I noticed yesterday when cleaning off my makeup after my post-game shower that I've regrown quite a good deal of hair where it was previously receding. 
*does happy dance*
Maybe in another year I'll be able to put my hair back and not worry about showing these huge patches of missing hair that's taken so much effort throughout my 20s to keep concealed.
*does happy dance*
Maybe in another year I'll be able to put my hair back and not worry about showing these huge patches of missing hair that's taken so much effort throughout my 20s to keep concealed.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Because my mom over the course of the 31 years I have known her has not learned how to cook anything new, has never ventured outside of her own mom's and grand mother's recipes, because she really doesn't know how to cook much or any real techniques or tricks or anything, I almost said to her I've been doing it longer than she. But I caught myself before that could slip out.
What this was over was when I referred to the potatoes I am cooking as steamed potatoes--as they are in the oven wrapped with aluminum foil rather than just being placed directly into the oven--and she about flipped and blew a gasket.
What this was over was when I referred to the potatoes I am cooking as steamed potatoes--as they are in the oven wrapped with aluminum foil rather than just being placed directly into the oven--and she about flipped and blew a gasket.
I worked hard today (for a change) & yesterday.I'm working hard today! Frustrating!
All worked out really well.
Try that instead....you'll like it!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
My job is really tough the first 4 workdays of each month. Lots of work with deadlines.
I prefer to work for big bills not change.
Payday was a good'n.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm starting to realize and just accept that overall I am pretty angry, and not just a schadenfreude but full blown misanthropist. I've been so proud of how much I am not like my parents, but, overall, I have my mom's potentially volatile temper and attitude.
That's often the case with people. But you have a chance to do something else with that negative "gift" from your mom.
Anger can be channelled into something positive.
Example...
I often imagine calmly & creatively stabbing me enemies as a means of falling asleep.
I also design & make me own stabbies, swords, etc.
Beats counting sheep.
Yes, this is my real technique.
And worry not....all me enemies are real life malefactors...no one on RF.
Although sometimes it gets interesting enuf that it keeps me awake.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'd try that, but then my mind would get too excited and it wouldn't want to stop and then I'd never sleep, but I'd have some material for a good story to write, just no chant/listing off the names before this character falls asleep.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Write down the thing that is making you angry on a piece of paper.... then crumble it up and throw it away...and if that is not enough....crumble it up and burn it.
See if that helps
I am currently dealing with a relative who is making me want to wrap the paper around a brick and throw it through a window.
Tom
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
I am currently dealing with a relative who is making me want to wrap the paper around a brick and throw it through a window.
Tom
Molotov cocktails work better.
Just kidding.
He is abusing my mother-in-law on Facebook, while still owing her a substantial amount of money. I don't want him dead, just yet.Molotov cocktails work better.
Just kidding.
First I want the money back.
Tom