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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
There is a bee stuck in my twirly black light that I have in my overhead light. The bee has clearly been too severely injured from the heat (and this pumps out a lot of heat) to be saved, and is slowly dying. I thought about trying to kill the bee, and end its suffering, but it's in a difficult and tight spot, and I don't know if I can without burning myself and/or damaging the light bulb (also a consideration of insecticide vapors being pumped in the air). So the bee slowly dies.
And, actually, I think it is dead now before I finished this post.
 

Wirey

Fartist
I have a foreman who doesn't understand the space-time continuum. Specifically, we ordered a flow element last Friday afternoon, and were told it will be a 6-8 week delivery. He has asked me 5 times since if it's here. I just had a (loud) conversation with him asking him if he had a lobotomy in high school. His supervisor has been told that the next time the little pecker comes into my office and asks "Did that FE show up?" they will both require alternate employment. I hate when morons put you in a bad mood. I think I'll go do a surveillance of his crew and come up with some horrible stuff for him to do.
 

DavidFirth

Well-Known Member
I have a foreman who doesn't understand the space-time continuum. Specifically, we ordered a flow element last Friday afternoon, and were told it will be a 6-8 week delivery. He has asked me 5 times since if it's here. I just had a (loud) conversation with him asking him if he had a lobotomy in high school. His supervisor has been told that the next time the little pecker comes into my office and asks "Did that FE show up?" they will both require alternate employment. I hate when morons put you in a bad mood. I think I'll go do a surveillance of his crew and come up with some horrible stuff for him to do.

Give him a calendar for a Christmas bonus. :D
 
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