The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

I don't sell out for trivial gain.

I know.
You complimented me for free.
Still, you get a reward.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm having a really hard time staying awake today.

 

[sun rise]

I'm having a really hard time staying awake today.

I'm doing fine at staying awkward.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm doing fine at staying awkward.

Is there a doggie equivalent of catnip?

 

[sun rise]

Is there a doggie equivalent of catnip?

The internet would have told you that catnip affects dogs if differently than cats.

 

[DavidFirth]

For dogs you need dognip.

 

[Wu Wei]

Feels like Sunday...BUT IT ISN'T!!!!

 

[sun rise]

For dogs you need dognip.

That's close to 'hair of the dog'

 

[Revoltingest]

For dogs you need dognip.

Do you enjoy bridgenip?

 

[Wu Wei]

That's close to 'hair of the dog'

Did someone say "Hair of the Dog"

****LANGUAGE ALERT****

 

[Wu Wei]

Do you enjoy bridgenip?

hmmm......so....wanna know what Bearnip is..... huh...do ya.....

 

[Revoltingest]

That's close to 'hair of the dog'

I prefer "dare of the hog".

 

[Wu Wei]

I prefer "dare of the hog".

Did someone say "Dare of the Hog"

 

[sun rise]

This is a multi-thread post:

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

​

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

This is a multi-thread post:

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

​

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

But there is no joy in Mudville;
The mighty Casey has struck out!

 

[sun rise]

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

 

[sun rise]

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

This made me chuckle. Asking how we know physics is true?

 

[sun rise]

Continuing the classic story about why one has to be careful in life:

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?

 

[sun rise]

Finishing up Lewis Carroll's classic:

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.