The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

I had Cream of Wheat for breakfast.... going to have soup for lunch....that is it for my announcements on the topic

 

[columbus]

What! There's a community for greatly lazy people? I'm so excited! I must immediately tell my friends at AllAtwitter!

No, Glitter is for Glamour lovers.
Tom

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Some are slow on the uptake...they post at Dimwitter...

 

[sun rise]

Take your pick: admitter aglitter antilitter atwitter bitter chitter critter embitter emitter fitter flitter fritter glitter hitter imbitter jitter knitter litter outfitter pinchhitter quitter remitter ritter sitter skitter slitter spitter splitter titter transmitter twitter whitter

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Take your pick: admitter aglitter antilitter atwitter bitter chitter critter embitter emitter fitter flitter fritter glitter hitter imbitter jitter knitter litter outfitter pinchhitter quitter remitter ritter sitter skitter slitter spitter splitter titter transmitter twitter whitter

you forgot Oblitter, for people who want to destroy everything

 

[sun rise]

I had a Poke Bowl for lunch that did not have any fish in it. Someone liked to call what they offered a "Poke Bowl" even though the only thing it shared was being served in a bowl.

 

[columbus]

Take your pick: admitter aglitter antilitter atwitter bitter chitter critter embitter emitter fitter flitter fritter glitter hitter imbitter jitter knitter litter outfitter pinchhitter quitter remitter ritter sitter skitter slitter spitter splitter titter transmitter twitter whitter

There's also the comedy platform, Tritter, where everything is entertainment, somewhere between blatantly false and plausibly deniable.
Tom

 

[Wu Wei]

Went to the Doctor, reason I can't hear well out of one ear, have a headache and have dizzy spells.... sinusitis

 

[Revoltingest]

Went to the Doctor, reason I can't hear well out of one ear, have a headache and have dizzy spells.... sinusitis

As I suspected.....too much sin.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am so very relieved I get to keep my HIP insurance, which means I get to save tons of money as I won't have any deductible.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My synthesizer is in Indy. It should be here Thursday or Friday.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Trump should like his small hands, because they make certain things on guys look bigger.

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

What are "tool snow peas"?

I hear it's all the rage in the Babysitter community.

 

[Wu Wei]

As I suspected.....too much sin.

HEY!!! There is NOTHING in the 10 commandments that says thou shalt not confiscate pic-a-nic baskets

 

[Shadow Wolf]

HEY!!! There is NOTHING in the 10 commandments that says thou shalt not confiscate pic-a-nic baskets

Just don't eat the goat meat if it was cooked in its mother's milk.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My synthesizer is in town now. Not out for delivery, but it's close.

 

[Revoltingest]

I hear it's all the rage in the Babysitter community.

That one went way over my head!

 

[Revoltingest]

HEY!!! There is NOTHING in the 10 commandments that says thou shalt not confiscate pic-a-nic baskets

You've been reading the Cliff's Notes version of the 100 Commandments.
#97: Thou shalt not steal pickanick baskets.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

YES! YES! YES! It is out for delivery!!!
And those damn brats and their druggie mom are going to prolong my being united with my newly acquired relic!
(not really. The three-year-old boy is a cute, happy chatterbox, I feel sorry for the oldest boy who fills in as dad, and the girls seem nice though I haven't really got much time with them. Mom needs a serious cold, hard, concrete slap to the face to get her **** straightened out though).

 

[Wu Wei]

You've been reading the Cliff's Notes version of the 100 Commandments.
#97: Thou shalt not steal pickanick baskets.

Yeah right...there is no such thing...because if there were...somewhere in there would be a commandment that said "thou shalt not be a staggering, soused, fetid Scot who sticks his arm in toilets......besides...you just want the pic-a-nic baskets for your self and Mr. Van