Sounds like you're still on the wagon then.
Woo hoo!
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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Woo hoo!
LOL For a whole four days! It might take four months for it to work. Then, I shall see if I really am an alcoholic.
So, I went to a therapist. She was the one who told me that foot fungus is caused by the wine because of the sugar in the wine. So, I said, "and sugar". So, the wine was her idea and the sugar was mine. OK?
She said that to bill insurance she needs a diagnosis and OMG! she asked me what it is. I already love her to bits!
I said, 'I don't know! How about bi-polar, but I really don't get depressed much because I believe in Jesus". And, she didn't even flinch. OMG! I love her!
She said that to bill insurance she needs a diagnosis and OMG! she asked me what it is. I already love her to bits!
I said, 'I don't know! How about bi-polar, but I really don't get depressed much because I believe in Jesus". And, she didn't even flinch. OMG! I love her!
The problem with being a bear in the winter in a snowstorm is that when you go outside to get on your dogsled to go home....the dang dogs get scared and run away
looks like I'm walkin'..... again....
Fess up. You ate the dogs.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
So, one of my clients, a four year old boy, his parents are concerned about his violent/destructive play habits. They claim it started when someone showed him Call of Duty and taught the boy how to play it. However, as the kid was showing me his Christmas toys, when he dumped a bag out came a toy knife and grenade. "Oh, he knows the knife is for cutting wood and food and the grenade is for starting fires." "This is a bomb" the kid told me. And he stabs all his toys with the knife.
If I were to diagnose myself, I would say that I have a mild case of OCD because I'm a champion nit picker. So in my retirement, one of the things I'm doing is reviewing videos someone is creating to, you guessed it, nick pick his work and tell him things like "I noticed a bit of a jump in the light level at 15:44" only to have him reply "yes, the sun came out from behind the clouds about then". But whatever your thing is, it can be useful to someone. On the other hand, my wife finds me a bit too compulsive about some things for her taste.
Actually over the years the symptoms have diminished. I can now step on cracks as long as I do it symmetrically or don't pay attention to whether I'm doing more with my left or right foot. I double check that I've locked the door rather than go back and check it. And I even mostly believe myself when I remember locking and checking that the door is locked.
Where the f* is their brains?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm not sure if they those. They don't allow him to watch Spongebob, but playing with a grenade and telling him it's something other than what he knows it to be....it makes me wonder if they took "screwing eachother's brains out" a little too literally.
The kid sounds normal for a boy....although a bitSo, one of my clients, a four year old boy, his parents are concerned about his violent/destructive play habits. They claim it started when someone showed him Call of Duty and taught the boy how to play it. However, as the kid was showing me his Christmas toys, when he dumped a bag out came a toy knife and grenade. "Oh, he knows the knife is for cutting wood and food and the grenade is for starting fires." "This is a bomb" the kid told me. And he stabs all his toys with the knife.
of a pacifist compared to when I was a wee one.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And apparently for the other new hires I'm the rock of being calm and organized and on top of things. And they asked me what my secret is, and the lady in charge of the orientation follow up had me give some words of advice. I don't have any secrets, my mind has been a whirlwind of a chaos and social anxiety, and I have a back pack with a ton of compartments to carry all my stuff in so I don't have to carry around a purse, a laptop bag, a bag full of papers, and for some of them another bag full of papers. I asked tons of questions about doing everything, and still ask tons of questions. And god the rampant feelings of inadequacy.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
This little tike overdoes it. Everything is crashed, everything is stabbed, pushed off a cliff, wrecked, cut, hacked up, and somehow related to death and destruction. Left untreated, it wouldn't surprise me if the next fascination is fire starting.
Sounds normal to me.
Especially setting fires.
I loved doing that....still do.
Know those little green plastic army men?
I built torture chambers for them.
Nails sticking to them....melting them with fire.
Gawd, what fun.
Torturing small animals would be a sign of trouble though.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My DCS kids are starting to open up to me. One of them is a nerd, so we have plenty to talk about, one of the girls is starting to talk with me a bit and gave me a hug, and the youngest, the happy little chatterbox, he's so adorable.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm kind of pissed at one of the case managers for dumping an "abandon all hope" case on me. And it's not just the kids, it's the "parents" who don't want to be parents and just want someone else to fix it for them. And, apparently, due to some issue, now I have to work in the evening tomorrow. But, on the bright side, it fills a Friday evening spot that will be easy for me to dodge when larp time comes around again because they aren't DCS and do not have court-ordered amounts of visitation per week.
If anything, this job has taught me how to hate insurance and parents. Clearly, whoever wrote "thou shalt honor thy mother and thy father" never met some of these **** wad parents.
If anything, this job has taught me how to hate insurance and parents. Clearly, whoever wrote "thou shalt honor thy mother and thy father" never met some of these **** wad parents.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Don't do that, I've been there, done that, got the coffee cup and the t-shirt and not only is it not the whole truth, it does not do you any good.....but, it does come with the territory.... and you will get through it
It's almost 10F warmer than weatherunderground.com predicted a few days ago.
And it's already up to -3F this morning.
And it's already up to -3F this morning.
BBC keeps advertising this upcoming spectacular sporting event.
Colorful characters! Excitement! Drama! Fabulous riches!
It's a dart game.
Colorful characters! Excitement! Drama! Fabulous riches!
It's a dart game.
You got to keep a t-shirt and a mug?! You must have had a better lawyer than me...
must be kinda like watching poker tournaments, or people play video games...both of which appear on several sports channels here in the US...