The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

The last halfpipe run for the menfolk.
Shaun White is in 2nd place.
The pressure is on.

 

[Wu Wei]

Still thinking Rhett Butler had it right

 

[Revoltingest]

I declined the well driller's offer to clean up all the mud in my driveway.
I'll do it myself, & save $600.

 

[Wu Wei]

I declined the well driller's offer to clean up all the mud in my driveway.
I'll do it myself, & save $600.

Yeah right...... you'll at least save the $600....... as for the doing it yourself bit..... only if you figure out a way to do it from your recliner

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah right...... you'll at least save the $600....... as for the doing it yourself bit..... only if you figure out a way to do it from your recliner

I know that eventually it means getting up.
I'll face that when the time comes.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well my driveway is made of concrete..... and I currently hate it...... a deep seated kind of personal hatred that can only be solved by a duel..... or fisticuffs....but the silly pansy refuses to respond to any of my insults and challenges

 

[Revoltingest]

Never get into an argument with a driveway.

 

[columbus]

Never get into an argument with a driveway.

Especially not in the winter.
Tom

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Well my driveway is made of concrete..... and I currently hate it...... a deep seated kind of personal hatred that can only be solved by a duel..... or fisticuffs....but the silly pansy refuses to respond to any of my insults and challenges

First, you've got to get its attention...

 

[Wu Wei]

First, you've got to get its attention...

Yup...got that part handled

 

[Wu Wei]

Never get into an argument with a driveway.

You don't know my driveway...or what it has done

 

[Revoltingest]

You don't know my driveway...or what it has done

Did it touch you in a private area?
You shouldn't have dressed that way!

 

[Wu Wei]

Did it touch you in a private area?
You shouldn't have dressed that way!

No, it tripped my mother and sent her to the Emergency Room..... I spent much of last night there...my driveway most pay..... and pay dearly...

 

[sun rise]

I post with no goal other than the post of the moment.
I'll quit when my brain runs out of gas.

Perchance you are suffering from written logorrhea?

 

[Revoltingest]

Perchance you are suffering from written logorrhea?

Well, I do have a shortage of logs.
Most of my firewood is from scrap lumber & pallets.

 

[sun rise]

Well my driveway is made of concrete..... and I currently hate it...... a deep seated kind of personal hatred that can only be solved by a duel..... or fisticuffs....but the silly pansy refuses to respond to any of my insults and challenges

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME but when I was young a friend made some nitroglycerine and shot at it with a small caliber gun to blow away a snow drift. It worked.

My adventures with explosives were limited to putting firecrackers in a charcoal grill to take a picture of flying coals and making a contact explosive which annoyed my mother when it went snap, crackle and pop under her feet.

Darwin loves adolescent male adventures.

 

[Rival]

My local supermarket is selling kids' costumes.

It's clearly preparing for Purim.

 

[Revoltingest]

My local supermarket is selling kids' costumes.

It's clearly preparing for Purim.

Do they sell Purim costumes in October?

Anyway, looks one of our own is in legal hot water.....
Thief given choice: Jail or FACEBOOK 'LIVE' confession...

 

[Rival]

Do they sell Purim costumes in October?

They do omg it's so weird!!

 

[Wu Wei]

vacation next week..... and I am not looking forward to it at all