The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wirey]

I've discovered that a former coworker once made pornographic films, and now I realize I missed a chance because she used to 'jokingly' offer me an evening on the town. I have to start doing more research.

 

[Wu Wei]

I just yawned..... now I will go for a walk

 

[DreadFish]

Early this morning, I was listlessly staring at the TV while someone was changing the channels.

As he was flipping through the channels, there was just enough time for someone on one channel to say "it has begun" before he changed it.

Needless to say, I felt a little uneasy about this ambiguous revelation

 

[Breathe]

I've had some really freaky nightmares, recently. :cover:

 

[Revoltingest]

Got some rain last nite, & today it's cloudy but warm.
You might wonder how I can even sleep with all the weather related excitement here in Michiganistan?
One gets used to paradise.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is Wednesday

 

[Wirey]

Listening to Who Made Who. Angus has got chops.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can hardly wait for it!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going on (WAY past much needed) vacation....later

 

[Wirey]

Curry farts have serious hang time.

 

[illykitty]

I'll be often hungry in the next days. Ate like a queen during the holidays. Gained weight though not sure how much was due to holidays since I haven't weighed myself right before.

My stomach will need to get used to eating less.

 

[Revoltingest]

Have you even mixed chlorine based & ammonia based cleaners together for greater cleaning power? It smells like freshly cut grass. I just made up a batch & plan to.......oh............
........................................................................................ <gasp>...............

 

[4consideration]

Have you even mixed chlorine based & ammonia based cleaners together for greater cleaning power? It smells like freshly cut grass. I just made up a batch & plan to.......oh............
........................................................................................ <gasp>...............

A bunch of years ago when I was a Claims Adjuster, one of the other Adjuster's received a claim that involved a woman who said she passed out on the toilet and was injured from the poisonous fumes created by the combination of ammonia and bleach -- when she winkled (ammonia in pee) on top of bleach cleaner left in the toilet of the establishment. (I think it was her hotel room.)

I don't remember how that claim turned out.

 

[Amechania]

A bunch of years ago when I was a Claims Adjuster, one of the other Adjuster's received a claim that involved a woman who said she passed out on the toilet and was injured from the poisonous fumes created by the combination of ammonia and bleach -- when she winkled (ammonia in pee) on top of bleach cleaner left in the toilet of the establishment. (I think it was her hotel room.)

I don't remember how that claim turned out.

Yeah right. Something tells me this wasn't the first time this woman passed out on a toilet.

 

[4consideration]

Yeah right. Something tells me this wasn't the first time this woman passed out on a toilet.

That seemed to be the conversation around the water cooler. :yes:

edit: Sometimes I found the job was heart-wrenching -- like when someone had a really serious loss, or injury. Sometimes the stuff people claimed was just hilarious. Sometimes, it was infuriating.

 

[Revoltingest]

A bunch of years ago when I was a Claims Adjuster, one of the other Adjuster's received a claim that involved a woman who said she passed out on the toilet and was injured from the poisonous fumes created by the combination of ammonia and bleach -- when she winkled (ammonia in pee) on top of bleach cleaner left in the toilet of the establishment. (I think it was her hotel room.)
I don't remember how that claim turned out.

It was turned down.
The amount of ammonia in urine is too little to create significant
chlorine gas. Moreover, the urea in it will neutralize chlorine gas.
But I don't know nuthin about chemistry...I just google things.

Wimins & baffrooms....the bane of landlords everywhere.
It's true!

 

[Wirey]

I miss a dog I had as a kid because that stupid animal thread in debates made me remember him.

 

[StarryNightshade]

I might get another haircut tomorrow. I hate my current one and it's only been about a week.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I might get another haircut tomorrow. I hate my current one and it's only been about a week.

If you had one just a week ago, you might run out of hair in this one

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

Me - "Hi, I'm interested by the flat you have posted here *link*, it is still unoccupied for the first of July ?

the guy - "Hello, what flat are you interested in ?"

WELL I DUNNO I WANTED TO BUY YOU A VACCUM CLEANER
OH WAIT, MAYBE THE ONE THERE YOU POSTED AND I LINKED IT ?

Are people that stupid ?