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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Today:
Gas up Mr Van & Mr Mower.
Mow lawn at self storage facility.
Check on roofing job.
Finish day up with bacon.
My day consist of seeing one guy who doesn't want to continue services and it's like pulling teeth to get him in, and I'm hoping to start the discharge process today; seeing another guy who's had me rolling a few times with some of the jokes he's told (he can be delightful when it comes to puns), but he has poor hygiene, he and his house stink, and I'm focusing today on his medical care, which he doesn't do a good job with keeping up on; heap of paper work; drinking margaritas and maybe getting pierced.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Today I am reminded of a Ricky Gervais joke about parents wanting to show off pictures of their kids to everyone.
Except in this case it's foster parent and probably to be adopted foster kid.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And in looking to make sure I spelled Gervais correctly, I'm find myself still boggled over how people interpreted his joke about Caitlin Jenner being a murderously terrible driver is a transphobic joke. When applying a female stereotype to someone who transitioned to female, people are going to need a lot more to claim it as transphobic, especially when Caitlin's vehicular manslaughter was the target of the joke. And "dead named?" WTF? Are "YouTube Liberals" so in denial that life isn't a safe and cheerful Disney paradise that they want to cover up our struggles? If someone's being an ******* about it, that's one thing, but to acknowledge someone for who they are is totally different.
 

Wirey

Fartist
My new fridge has an iPad mounted in the door. I use it to watch sports highlights in the morning. What a Golden Age!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Sheesh...mention you don't like bacon 1 time and the gang up on you...apparently it is unfathomable to many that someone can actually not like bacon....
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Sheesh...mention you don't like bacon 1 time and the gang up on you...apparently it is unfathomable to many that someone can actually not like bacon....
People like all sorts of things they should not indulge in. Others know what people are doing to themselves and urge restraint at the minimum. Many of those are ignored. Thus we see tragic ends.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Sheesh...mention you don't like bacon 1 time and the gang up on you...apparently it is unfathomable to many that someone can actually not like bacon....
I'm one your side. Kind of. In as far as it amuses me the thought of a bear unleashing on Groundskeeper Willie.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm so full of random meaningless announcements that I just can't wait for others to post!

I just bought a Dri-Eaz F292-A dehumidifier on ebay.
It's a low grain type which will work down to 33F.
Yet it's extremely efficient, drawing only 5 amps while
removing 70 pints/day (AHAM rating, ie, 60% RH at 80F).
Digital display tracks both job & total hours.
Impressive, eh!
 
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Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I did watch the wedding. Somebody put it on TV. If you watch the procession after vows you may notice one of the horseriders is bouncing a lot higher than the others. I notice because I've recently watched the Shrek DVD where Donkey is jumping and shouting "Pick me!"
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Its a good day for some spaghetti, but good luck explaining why spaghetti has a silent h and two letter t's.
The answer is because English is a language designed to drive non-native speakers utterly crazy with stupid spelling and grammar rules.

After all, anyone who has studied the rules of English knows that the animals that swim in the water with gills are properly spelled ghoti

the spelling for fish could quite easily be ghoti according to the following "rules":
  • gh, pronounced [f] as in tough [tʌf];
  • o, pronounced [ɪ] as in women [ˈwɪmɪn]; and
  • ti, pronounced [ʃ] as in nation [ˈneɪʃən].
 
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