Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Vans Anonymous. They may not give out can openers, but they can get you off the van and back to your normal life.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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I have drunk tonight and God knows I have a GOOD reason.
Normal is over-rated.
But modern can openers are a wonderful inventions.
It's your fault that I'm giving some of their history....
Why the Can Opener Wasn't Invented Until Almost 50 Years After the Can | Smart News | Smithsonian
I might do some situps and forget how funny that is.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
EEEWWW You vile, filthy, disgusting reprobate.......so... now the truth comes out...you're FORCING yourself on poor Mr Van.....you sicko......you disgust me....
I'm just going to add something here. Pay attention, my friends! First, an introduction. Alcohol, like everything else, is God approved, or it wouldn't be here. Trust me. Now, I forget, but I am going to remember. I always do O(MG! Ah yes! Alcohol is good until it isn't. But, I do not know if one more will make me sorry. God does.
That, my dear friend, God doesn't know what to say right now. Is proof of God.
That, my dear friend, God doesn't know what to say right now. Is proof of God.
I might have had too uch you all OMG! v I have NO idea.
You just can't say what you want to say! Isn't that true?
It looks interesting but eight paragraphs might bo too much.
I might have some pizza before I might be able to read that long, long, long, seemingly long retort. I can't wait! But, I will. 
Most likely she didn't take that opportunity to nap a little and it ends up MY fault. I'm moving to Texas.
Oh good, I have a reason. Haha
Watch out, Texas. There's a @savagewind about to blow into town.
I can't leave until after three months. Three months is what the doctor calls, "still pregnant".
I do not like my offspring (most of the time) and so, I know how God feels, which is good.
Now, all you ******** who believe God's words in scriptures are perfect and unblemished why not tell us what is good? About what I said. Does God feel good or do I feel good to know how God feels?
Now, all you ******** who believe God's words in scriptures are perfect and unblemished why not tell us what is good? About what I said. Does God feel good or do I feel good to know how God feels?
Don't ever get caught with Hitler wine in Austria.
Man jailed for glorifying Nazism after cops found Hitler-branded wine at home
Man jailed for glorifying Nazism after cops found Hitler-branded wine at home