The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Smart_Guy]

I can can a can. Can you can a can?

 

[Wirey]

Just tried some of mom's sugar free cookies.

Sugar free cookies? That's like a no contact sexual encounter! What happened, did you lose a bet?

 

[Viker]

You can tune a piano, can you tuna fish?

 

[Wirey]

You can tune a piano, can you tuna fish?

My farts are musical. Here, listen, some bean-fuelled Mozart!

 

[Viker]

Sugar free cookies? That's like a no contact sexual encounter! What happened, did you lose a bet?

Just thought I'd try them. I feel sorry for diabetics, now. I used to think they were just lazy and whiny.

 

[Viker]

I just reached my 1776th post. Don't I get a little Merican flag? This is still Merica, right!?

 

[Revoltingest]

I just reached my 1776th post. Don't I get a little Merican flag? This is still Merica, right!?

Congratulations!
You now have access to the RF penthouse.
(The bathrooms there are cleaner.)

 

[ChristineES]

I think I want to give up eating pork and beef not just for health reasons but for the fact they are too heavy for me now.

 

[Smart_Guy]

This is still Merica, right!?

Last time I checked , this was Saudi Arabia!

 

[ChristineES]

You can tune a piano, can you tuna fish?

My brother had an LP from REO Speedwagon with the title: You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish. The picture on the cover had a fish with a tuning fork coming out of its mouth.

 

[Revoltingest]

I preferred the song....
"You can pick your nose, & you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

 

[ChristineES]

I am not sure why, but all this talk of food made me think of this number:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ

 

[Draupadi]

I think I have a celebrity crush on Alexi Laiho:hearts:. The way he sways his long hair makes a girl like me go green with envy. And he is the first celebrity whose wallpaper I have chosen for my mobile's home screen. I guess everything has a beginning.

 

[Wirey]

A guy cut me off on the way to work, so I returned the favour and he wound up sideways behind me. I hope he died of a heart attack, too.

 

[StarryNightshade]

Sorry to the Vegans on RF. This isn't personally directed at any of you

I'm sick and tired of this massive superiority complex that Vegans seem to encompass; both in real life and on the internet. Just because I eat meat doesn't inherently mean that I don't care for the welfare for animals. Or that I'm unhealthier than someone who is Vegan.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Sorry to the Vegans on RF. This isn't personally directed at any of you

I'm sick and tired of this massive superiority complex that Vegans seem to encompass; both in real life and on the internet. Just because I eat meat doesn't inherently mean that I don't care for the welfare for animals. Or that I'm unhealthier than someone who is Vegan.

I agree.

Don't feel bad man. This is our nature, we are erm, multi-diet(something). Denying our nature can't be a good thing. Don't let others bother you with this

 

[Revoltingest]

Sorry to the Vegans on RF. This isn't personally directed at any of you

I'm sick and tired of this massive superiority complex that Vegans seem to encompass; both in real life and on the internet. Just because I eat meat doesn't inherently mean that I don't care for the welfare for animals. Or that I'm unhealthier than someone who is Vegan.

I let them enjoy their sanctimony. They need it, for they are denied the pleasures of
bacon, pulled pork, salami, brisket, BBQ ribs, kielbasa, pork rinds, blue cheese burgers,
sai min, roast turkey, chicken noodle soup, deep fried squid, jerky, anchovy pizza, & salmon.
If their bleak existence is brightened by a sense of superiority, then we should be magnanimous
to let'm have their meager joy.

 

[Draupadi]

Sorry to the Vegans on RF. This isn't personally directed at any of you

I'm sick and tired of this massive superiority complex that Vegans seem to encompass; both in real life and on the internet. Just because I eat meat doesn't inherently mean that I don't care for the welfare for animals. Or that I'm unhealthier than someone who is Vegan.

Honestly I don't think that the vegetarians are saving lives by being one. They forget that plants are living beings and can sense pain too. And what about the billions of germs we are stepping on everyday and killing by washing our hands? And it is kind of hard to get all the proteins by collecting a huge variety of vegetables for food.

 

[Viker]

Am you been feel?

 

[Wu Wei]

Ramones version
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated

Wu Wei's version
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I'm gonna be sedated