The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Oh, dear....you have led a sheltered life.

 

[illykitty]

My mood is seriously plummeting.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

My mood is seriously plummeting.

Just think about how awesome I am. That usually does the trick for me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mayhaps this will help....

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh, dear....you have led a sheltered life.

Yes, yes I have

 

[Revoltingest]

Mbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbbmmbbbbbbbmbmbmmbbbmmmmbmbbb!

 

[Tarheeler]

Oh, how I love dealing with the Veteran's Administration.

They're good people, and they do good work, but the system is anything but "user friendly".

:banghead3:fight::computer:

 

[Revoltingest]

BBC News - Indian TV sacks newsreader for 'Eleven Jinping' gaffe

India's public TV channel has sacked a newsreader for slipping up over
the name of visiting Chinese President Xi Jinping - apparently mistaking his
surname for the Roman numeral XI, and calling him "Eleven Jinping" on air.

 

[Wu Wei]

My eyes are better...but a coughing fit and a sinus infection may have changed how much better the right one actually gets

 

[Smart_Guy]

Jinping the Eleventh

 

[Wirey]

I have a killer headache.

 

[Wu Wei]

Stop starring at the new woman in your office with...huge....tracts of land

 

[Wirey]

I just got a raise.

 

[Buttercup]

I just got a raise.

Yaaaay! I hope it cured your headache.

 

[Wirey]

Nope, but the whiskey I buy with it will.

Headache went away already. But now I'm gassy. Go figure.

 

[Viker]

Der cgud.

 

[Viker]

Nah. I like the evil vampire lady better. For now.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have had enough of the computer for the week, but I wonder if my addiction to it will allow me to not turn it on for the rest of the weekend

 

[Viker]

Wth. I was totally in another thread.

 

[Viker]

Date stood me up. FARGEM. I may go out and flirt with some lady exotic dancers again.