The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Smart_Guy]

Why do new cars cost so much to maintain?

 

[Viker]

Why do new cars cost so much to maintain?

They're made like that these days to support auto mechanics and auto parts dealerships.

 

[Viker]

Trying to debate a schmuck while drinking is hard stuff. Can someone rub my foots?

 

[Smart_Guy]

I wonder who that schmuck is

 

[illykitty]

I have a microwavable cat plush toy and can't find it. A plush toy just doesn't go poof. ARG!!!

Nvm, I found him. He was behind sofa cushions... Now I feel silly for feeling sad for him, being lost and me forgetting about him for some time.

 

[Kathryn]

I'm waiting on some crazy Mexicans to invade my yard with sharp implements and ropes and ladders and begin felling trees.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is saturday.... well whaddaya know

 

[Revoltingest]

Here it is 9am in San Francisco, & it's pitch black outside.

 

[Wu Wei]

Hey.... San Francisco isn't in Michigan..... and it is not 9:00am in San Francisco either....... however it is on the East Coast.... I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

 

[Revoltingest]

My computer says it's 9:26 am, Doc.
Still pitch black outside.

 

[4consideration]

My computer says it's 9:26 am, Doc.
Still pitch black outside.

It seems you have a rare case of Time Zonitutus. It will be distressing for a few days, and will resolve itself upon your return home.

That will be $150.

 

[Revoltingest]

Great!
I take cash, checks, Visa, Mastercard & Paypal.

 

[Kathryn]

My computer says it's 9:26 am, Doc.
Still pitch black outside.

Well, if your computer says it, it must be true!

I mean, that's what my mom says anyway - everything she reads online is true.

 

[Revoltingest]

SF is weird.....crowded, funny architecture, lots'o Asians all over.
This is Americastan....look like Americastanians!
At least we'll be hitting some good Chinese restaurants.
Ain't nuthin more 'merican than that.

 

[Wu Wei]

Over 60% of my house is Chinese so I am not sure how you define lots

 

[Revoltingest]

Over 60% of my house is Chinese so I am not sure how you define lots

Neither am I.

 

[Buttercup]

SF is weird.....crowded, funny architecture, lots'o Asians all over.
This is Americastan....look like Americastanians!
At least we'll be hitting some good Chinese restaurants.
Ain't nuthin more 'merican than that.

Have a grand time. I love SF. I'm only about 3 hours south of you.

I hope you'll post pics or give us more details.

 

[Viker]

For son people, it's simply a waste of time to indulge their petty arguments. But time seems to be plenty.

 

[Revoltingest]

Have a grand time. I love SF. I'm only about 3 hours south of you.
I hope you'll post pics or give us more details.

I don't know how to post my own pix, but I did enjoy a banquet at 3 Brothers
From China (In Pleasant Hill). Tomorrow, we're off to Yosemite.

 

[StarryNightshade]

The left corner of my nose is red and swollen. I don't know if it's a bug bite, or an ingrown hair, or what.

Either way, it hurts. Really bad.