The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Buttercup]

If I write ****** I could be cursing. But if I write ********* I am cursing, and yet they look the same.

There's a thread somewhere up in the attic where a bunch of of us nardheads basically spent 10 pages trying to thwart the profanity filter. It was one of the funnest threads ever.

In other news, its RAINING where I am in California!! This is cool news, believe me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, that's ****** ******, you ****** ******** ******** *******!

Edit: That post was for that ***** ******** ****** Wirey, & not for you Buttercup.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well in all my years I have never see such a vulgar display of utter @$#^&!% *^%%$#!^ posted for all to see....you should be ashamed... and that was for anyone who cares to read it

 

[Buttercup]

Well, that's ****** ******, you ****** ******** ******** *******!

Edit: That post was for that ***** ******** ****** Wirey, & not for you Buttercup.

That's good cuz I was comin' after yous!!!! :sw:

 

[Wirey]

I'm in a tele-conference meeting that doesn't require my presence.

 

[Kathryn]

My newly planted fig trees are still alive.

I'm about to buy a light fixture.

 

[Wu Wei]

I think I shall calmly walk away from my problems here at the office and go to lunch

 

[Revoltingest]

I rearranged my trash, recycling & compost containers!
Very satisfying result.

 

[Revoltingest]

Posts like that one are what put me at the top of the heap here.

 

[Wirey]

Speaking of top of the heap, there's a new girl here with a whole heap going on in her top. Looks like Pam Anderson with swelling.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, you & your silly euphemisms for sweater puppies!

 

[Wu Wei]

sweater puppies..... I must admit in over half a century on this planet... I have never heard that one

 

[Revoltingest]

sweater puppies..... I must admit in over half a century on this planet... I have never heard that one

If you use Bing to search for "sweater puppies", you'll get a delightful result.

 

[Revoltingest]

And....

 

[Wirey]

Sadly, I have access only to sweaty sweater puppies. Their nose ins't cold anymore.

 

[Wu Wei]

so what does that have to do with the young woman Wirey is talking about a puppy on a sweater!? Why is that even something to post about.... I just don't get it

 

[Revoltingest]

so what does that have to do with the young woman Wirey is talking about a puppy on a sweater!? Why is that even something to post about....

You'd have to ask the Captain, himself.

 

[Wu Wei]

You'd have to ask the Captain, himself.

oh I see... so it's not just me.... you don't understand either

 

[Revoltingest]

oh I see... so it's not just me.... you don't understand either

Since he's the one who saw here, it's not for me to explain the joys of motorboating to you.

 

[Wu Wei]

Now just how the heck did this get to motor boating....and what does a motorboat have to do with puppies...