The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[PoetPhilosopher]

Speaking of attractive people... I met a woman this week who was pretty cool and knew how to push my buttons and in a good way... It didn't work out though, she wanted a financial provider.

Forever single.

 

[sun rise]

 

[Estro Felino]

Summer 93...sweet memories

 

[Estro Felino]

Even if I was 7.. lol

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My mom ripped into her husband in the wee hours of the morning. She was up all night, mentioned the possibility of leaving him, told me it's the third time she's caught him this year alone, and she found he's the dumbass who told another woman "i love you" just to get scammed. And he's such an idiot he actually said something about "well, maybe god..." at which point my mom tore into him even more. I didn't hear all the conversation, but it involved my mom yelling "bull****!" at her husband many, many times.

 

[Estro Felino]

My mom is a sort of ex nun...
How could she have such a naughty men-obsessed daughter?

 

[sun rise]

My mom ripped into her husband in the wee hours of the morning. She was up all night, mentioned the possibility of leaving him, told me it's the third time she's caught him this year alone, and she found he's the dumbass who told another woman "i love you" just to get scammed. And he's such an idiot he actually said something about "well, maybe god..." at which point my mom tore into him even more. I didn't hear all the conversation, but it involved my mom yelling "bull****!" at her husband many, many times.

ugh

 

[Shadow Wolf]

ugh

Yup. A reflection of my history of bad timing and summary of why I don't remember a large chunk of my childhood. But I did decide whether he's dead or alive when the time comes, when I file for my name change I'm dropping his family name and taking my mom's maiden name.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am convinced if there is a god, stupidity would be more painful than labor pains, breaking a femur, and passing kidney stones combined. We would not have the Darwin Awards, but the world would at least be a bit more of a sane place if those Area 51 storming doofi were heard wailing around the world as soon as they thought that sounded like a good idea, just as we'd be hearing them now for thinking it's a great idea to storm Loch Ness and Fort Nox.

 

[sun rise]

When I bought my phone, I got $100 store credit on the google store. I could find nothing useful to buy, so I bought an overpriced Chromebook pen because there's a time limit to redeem the credit.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I am convinced if there is a god, stupidity would be more painful than labor pains, breaking a femur, and passing kidney stones combined. We would not have the Darwin Awards, but the world would at least be a bit more of a sane place if those Area 51 storming doofi were heard wailing around the world as soon as they thought that sounded like a good idea, just as we'd be hearing them now for thinking it's a great idea to storm Loch Ness and Fort Nox.

You know what they call 50 stupid people at the bottom of Loch Ness?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You know what they call 50 stupid people at the bottom of Loch Ness?

Cryptozoologist?

 

[sun rise]

Bed time.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Cryptozoologist?

That is a good answer too, but I was going to say, "A good start". It applies to lawyers as well. Lawyers may actually destroy the entire idea of demons being disembodied concepts, as well.

 

[Martin]

You know what they call 50 stupid people at the bottom of Loch Ness?

Brexiteers visiting Scotland?

 

[Estro Felino]

My housemate is as old as my father and cant even repair a lamp.
I fixed it in 20 min.


Modern males...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Brexiteers visiting Scotland?

Is the Loch Ness Monster against Brexit?

 

[Martin]

Is the Loch Ness Monster against Brexit?

Nessie tried to eat Nigel Farage, but his head was too big.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Nessie tried to eat Nigel Farage, but his head was too big.

So Trump can safely visit Loch Ness too.

 

[Martin]

So Trump can safely visit Loch Ness too.

He'd have to watch out for the Snorkelling lady-boys in kilts though. They lurk near the shore like crocodiles, waiting for big-heads.