The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Do you have ANY idea how long the list is for Mauling requests....sheesh....it seriously cuts into my Pick-A-Nick basket inspections...it will be WEEKS before I can get to the bankers

But, but...they are force feeding bacon and chaco tacos to enzooed bears!

 

[Wu Wei]

But, but...they are force feeding bacon and chaco tacos to enzooed bears!

Not possible.....@Revoltingest is to close to there....he can smell bacon and locate a Choco taco within a 250 mile radius.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Not possible.....@Revoltingest is to close to there....he can smell bacon and locate a Choco taco within a 250 mile radius.

Fine! Meanie McMeanie Pants!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Rival Happy birthday! Celebrate hard, but not too hard. Don't want you're head to explode from overloading your emotional dampener chip.

 

[sun rise]

I could use an emotional damper chip today.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I could use an emotional damper chip today.

Nah. Be a Dalek and let your emotions fuel your hate and rage!

 

[sun rise]

Nah. Be a Dalek and let your emotions fuel your hate and rage!

Or join the dark side of the force. There's a part of myself that fantasizes about standing on a mountain top with all my followers and victims below me with cosmic power flowing through my fingertips with all those below moaning in fear and awe at the display of my power.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Or join the dark side of the force. There's a part of myself that fantasizes about standing on a mountain top with all my followers and victims below me with cosmic power flowing through my fingertips with all those below moaning in fear and awe at the display of my power.

You have my fantasies?

 

[sun rise]

You have my fantasies?

Except that I'm the one on the mountain, of course.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Or join the dark side of the force. There's a part of myself that fantasizes about standing on a mountain top with all my followers and victims below me with cosmic power flowing through my fingertips with all those below moaning in fear and awe at the display of my power.

The Daleks have all that, plus incredibly advanced shields, weapons that make the Death Star look like a blow gun, and time travel.

 

[sun rise]

The Daleks have all that, plus incredibly advanced shields, weapons that make the Death Star look like a blow gun, and time travel.

That might be, but they are not dramatic enough.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Siths are puny. Why just kill someone when you pick up a temporal cannon and erase their existence from history? Hold prejudice against a species? Darth Hitler could take lessons from the species erasing Annihilator. And why destroy a planet when the Reality Bomb allows one to destroy all of creation?
Tremble and bow at the electronic cries of "EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That might be, but they are not dramatic enough.

EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! EXPLAAAAINE!

 

[sun rise]

EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! EXPLAAAAINE!

versus

 

[Shadow Wolf]

versus

The results:

vs:

Palpa-what?

 

[sun rise]

They do get defeated so easily. Talk a big game, supposedly have great powers but do they really exterminate? They're about as successful as 'the brain' in taking over the world.

 

[Revoltingest]

WEEKEND: Will 'HOLLYWOOD' Live Up to Hype?

 

[Revoltingest]

The results:

Those look like some kind of steam punk sexual device.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

WEEKEND: Will 'HOLLYWOOD' Live Up to Hype?

Does it ever?

 

[Revoltingest]

Does it ever?

Some movies do, eg, Avatar, Aliens.