The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Hah! Taddle neh vickser, tarhee lurriss gir leemuhn.

 

[Draka]

Look here Smart Guy! You simply can't talk to me like that! Why, I'd say I oughta slap you stupid but I'm afraid somebody already beat me there! Now you take that back, take it back right now or I bring out the fish! :tuna:

 

[Viker]

Power's back on. Yay.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Now you take that back, take it back right now or I bring out the fish! :tuna:

You'll have to catch me first

Um, what kinda fish is that? I only take Grouper Fish. The best for fillet

 

[Wu Wei]

tomorrow....monday... back to work..... yippee...... I can hardly wait

 

[Revoltingest]

Eww!
Authorities: Truck Driver Abandoned Trailer Full Of Frozen Chicken At Montana Truck Stop « CBS Seattle

NAMPA, Idaho (AP) — Authorities in Idaho have arrested the driver thought to have abandoned a trailer containing 37,000 pounds of rotten chicken at a western Montana truck stop.
The Greater Idaho Fugitive Task Force in Meridian found Christopher Hall, 42, on Friday afternoon, Nampa police Lt. Eric Skoglund said.
Police say the trailer might have been sitting at the Flying J Truck Stop west of Missoula, Montana, for a month before it was discovered this week with rancid juices from the cargo dripping onto the pavement and attracting flies.

 

[Draka]

Someone vandalized one of my bumper stickers. Scribbled out the "dess" on my sticker that reads "Goddess Bless". Immature little juvenile cretin...even if they are older than me, that's what they are.

 

[Wu Wei]

I wish this stupid cough would go away

 

[Wirey]

Someone vandalized one of my bumper stickers. Scribbled out the "dess" on my sticker that reads "Goddess Bless". Immature little juvenile cretin...even if they are older than me, that's what they are.

Where were you going in a car with a bumper sticker on it, 1977?

 

[Draka]

Where were you going in a car with a bumper sticker on it, 1977?

You mean back to when you were once funny? Thought about it.

 

[StarryNightshade]

I locked my keys and wallet inside my car, and had to call a locksmith.

 

[sun rise]

I locked my keys and wallet inside my car, and had to call a locksmith.

Morning tea with chocolate is the way to start my online day.

 

[Wirey]

I locked my keys and wallet inside my car, and had to call a locksmith.

Next time call a cabbie. Most of them have a slim jim and will pop you for $10 or $20 bucks.

 

[Wu Wei]

And just HOW would a slim jim help

 

[Draka]

And HOW would a
slim jim help

Not to mention, I don't know if I would want to be "popped" by one. Nor would I consider paying for that feature.

 

[DreadFish]

Look here Smart Guy! You simply can't talk to me like that! Why, I'd say I oughta slap you stupid but I'm afraid somebody already beat me there! Now you take that back, take it back right now or I bring out the fish! :tuna:

You called?

 

[DreadFish]

I locked my keys and wallet inside my car, and had to call a locksmith.

That's weird. This just reminded me that, last night, I dreamed that I locked my keys in my truck. I wonder what it means?

 

[Revoltingest]

Next time call a cabbie. Most of them have a slim jim and will pop you for $10 or $20 bucks.

Don't let'm do it. Newer cars can be badly damaged by amateurs with the wrong tools.
Landlords know. I'm not saying that I've picked locks on houses & gained surreptitious
entry to vehicles, but I've picked locks &...well, you know.

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't let'm do it. Newer cars can be badly damaged by amateurs with the wrong tools.
Landlords know. I'm not saying that I've picked locks on houses & gained surreptitious
entry to vehicles, but I've picked locks &...well, you know.

hmmm..... cat burglar on the side perhaps

 

[Draka]

Don't let'm do it. Newer cars can be badly damaged by amateurs with the wrong tools.
Landlords know. I'm not saying that I've picked locks on houses & gained surreptitious
entry to vehicles, but I've picked locks &...well, you know.

I had someone offer to jimmy a lock on a car I once had and they broke the lock on it. Yeah...it's like that.