The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Viker]

Just asking. Is having an avatar with or of guns considered taboo? I looked at the rules. With the Walking Dead airing soon I thought I would have an apocalyptic themed avatar.

 

[Revoltingest]

Just asking. Is having an avatar with or of guns considered taboo? I looked at the rules. With the Walking Dead airing soon I thought I would have an apocalyptic themed avatar.

You have my permission for a gun themed avatar.
(Of course, additional unsavory themes might affect this.)

Btw, my permission is worth a bucket of warm spit.
OK, not quite that much.

 

[Viker]

You have my permission for a gun themed avatar.
(Of course, additional unsavory themes might affect this.)

Btw, my permission is worth a bucket of warm spit.
OK, not quite that much.

I think as long as it's not sexually provocative or threatening real violence I may be okay. I hope. I wanna be in the apocalypse so bad right now.

 

[Viker]

Zombies bite!

 

[Revoltingest]

I think as long as it's not sexually provocative or threatening real violence I may be okay. I hope. I wanna be in the apocalypse so bad right now.

If the apocolips....apacoa....opclyp.....end of days comes to my door, you may take my place.
(I have a cold, & I need to work up energy to do some tax work.)

 

[Viker]

If the apocolips....apacoa....opclyp.....end of days comes to my door, you may take my place.
(I have a cold, & I need to work up energy to do some tax work.)

We'll call it the epic-cocoa-lips.

 

[Revoltingest]

How about "a pork lips"?

 

[Viker]

A-baco-lips?

 

[Revoltingest]

That reminds me....if you're ever in SF CA, try the Pork Store Cafe in the Haight Ashbury district.

 

[Viker]

Would they mind if I showed up in bdu's with rifles? Cos California seems friendly. Any state with a bear on it's flag must be okay.

 

[Draka]

Attention: For all those who were unaware of this fact, the act of driving your child to or from school apparently makes 80% to 90% of parents unable to drive competently and without any sense of human decency. Please be aware of this if you are a parent in the 10% to 20% group or are driving during those time periods and are not a parent.

 

[Revoltingest]

Would they mind if I showed up in bdu's with rifles? Cos California seems friendly. Any state with a bear on it's flag must be okay.

If you couldn't, then this might bespeak an improper bias against Americastanian soldiers.

 

[Wu Wei]

It has been a horrible 16 hours and the next 16 could be worse...Wu Wei signing off

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, no!
Tell us more!

 

[Wirey]

Would they mind if I showed up in bdu's with rifles? Cos California seems friendly. Any state with a bear on it's flag must be okay.

It was supposed to be a pear because of all the fruit they grow there, but the designer was drunk and misheard his instructions.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Oops, I think I'm in trouble!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oops, I think I'm in trouble!

Send me $5, & I'll fix your infraction.
(I know someone on staff.)

 

[Smart_Guy]

I just bought some bugs. I'll bloil them for the family this afternoon.

Bugs:

Oh, they are also called Shovel Nosed Lobsters or Slipper Lobsters.

Poor little losers.

 

[Smart_Guy]

What the, why does "lose" sound like "looz" while "nose" sounds like "knows"?

%@#$%@!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Translation:

What a girl looks like when she drops something and a handsome guy picks it up for her!

The single word in purple is: "thank you!"
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Is this joke sexist?