The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

I had another day resting to recover from the cellulitis. Oh the joys of one thing after another. Tomorrow will be a better day.

 

[Revoltingest]

Archaeologists stunned after unearthing 3,000-year-old penis statue used by cult

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Archaeologists stunned after unearthing 3,000-year-old penis statue used by cult

I'm not sure why archaeologists would be "stunned"...unless they fell down and bonked their heads on the statue...and it was probably also a sacrificial site/BBQ feast...

 

[sun rise]

The penis is a very old symbol as one would expect especially if one knows much about the Shiv lingam in India although this is disputed by some, of course.

 

[Estro Felino]

Archaeologists stunned after unearthing 3,000-year-old penis statue used by cult

Mmmm ja...interesting....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Artist leaves £1,000 in PENNIES in public fountain as 'art' - and is shocked when thieves nick them

 

[Revoltingest]

Brooklyn now has a Russian Chinese Muslim restaurant.
Home Page - Lagman House

 

[Estro Felino]

Austrian- American couple and Italian-American couple...which foreigner speaks better English?

 

[Wu Wei]

Kids today...BAH!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Bears today.....Bah!

 

[Estro Felino]

Bears today.....Bah!

You are right...in ancient times they were content with salmon and wild honey...nowadays they sneak into our houses cupboards...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I want to kill the neighbors dog, because I'm sick, I'm tired, and if won't shut the **** up, and then kill the neighbor for being the one ultimately responsible for this.

 

[Wu Wei]

You are right...in ancient times they were content with salmon and wild honey...nowadays they sneak into our houses cupboards...

WHAT!!!!!! Never...well...maybe black bears...they do that sort of thing

But never a Brown bear...........


OK, once when I was younger..... but in my defense...the human occupants did leave the window pen....and to bears...that is a "Welcome" sign

 

[Wu Wei]

Bears today.....Bah!

Scots......BAH!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

You are right...in ancient times they were content with salmon and wild honey...nowadays they sneak into our houses cupboards...

...looking for pickanick baskets.

 

[Wu Wei]

...looking for pickanick baskets.

EXACTLY!!!!! It is a bears RIGHT!!!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

A large raccoon and big bear both seem out of place in a kitchen, so take them instead to a batting cage with no bat. Lock the door. Your kitchen will be at peace.

 

[Estro Felino]

That's the real reason why I went to Paris too....the first time
To try the baguette française

 

[Rival]

I love the modern convenience known as the shower.

 

[sun rise]

Brooklyn now has a Russian Chinese Muslim restaurant.
Home Page - Lagman House

Can I get African Thai Mexican food there?