The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

There's only one real language...English.
All others are barely above meaningful grunts & hoots.

YUP!!!!! fully agree......they should all have the courtesy to speak English

 

[Revoltingest]

says the SCOT, whose communication is mainly meaningless grunts and crude physical gestures

Yes....but they aspire to be English.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes....but they aspire to be English.

Or in Scottish
Och aye....but they aspire tae be sassenach.

 

[Estro Felino]

Yes....but they aspire to be English.

Hey cumpà, I love how you dance Rumbà...but take a some advice paisano, learn how to Mambo...if you're gonna be a square, you end up gonna go nowhere

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey cumpà, I love how you dance Rumbà...but take a some advice paisano, learn how to Mambo...if you're gonna be a square, you end up gonna go nowhere

This Scot donna dance...rumba or any other.

 

[Estro Felino]

Scots shouldn't dance at all...since they wear no...
under the kilts

 

[Wu Wei]

Hey cumpà, I love how you dance Rumbà...but take a some advice paisano, learn how to Mambo...if you're gonna be a square, you end up gonna go nowhere

Ok, this is what I got out of that

hey grandpa, I love how you dance with Rambo...but take a some advice pie piano, learn how to Mumbles...if you're gonna be a square, you end up gonna go nowhere

That was almost as hard to figure out as that Scottish garble

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Don't forget that Scotts recite poetry. Their poems go like:

"Hilary is a fad.
It's 8AM... time to make a bear mad."

 

[Wu Wei]

Scots shouldn't dance at all...since they wear no...
under the kilts

Don't let him fool you...he dances...just look at what he did at the last Scottish festival he attended

Oh, and bears can dance too

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't forget that Scotts recite poetry. Their poems go like:

"Hilary is a fad.
It's 8AM... time to make a bear mad."

It sounds so much better in English that Scottish too.....like most things

Scottish would be
Hilary is a fad. it's 8am... time tae make a bear radge

 

[sun rise]

Don't let him fool you...he dances...just look at what he did at the last Scottish festival he attended

Oh, and bears can dance too

THIS is real dancing.

 

[Wu Wei]

I believe I just saw one of the most poorly thought out business I have ever seen.
It has axe throwing, archery, and knife throwing.......and it is also a....bar.... Great idea, a bunch of drunks with axes, arrows and knives.....law suites pending i'm sure

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've no need to swim with sharks or run with bears.

Wimp. (I have done the swimming with sharks thing)

 

[Revoltingest]

Wimp. (I have done the swimming with sharks thing)

 

[sun rise]

I enjoyed a piece of very sinful birthday cake. And I'd do it again.

 

[Wirey]

So how is @Wirey doing these days?

Poorly. I invested all my money in British Euro Holdings.

 

[sun rise]

Tomorrow a package that was supposed to be here today should be delivered. And one due Wednesday should be delivered as well. We'll see.

 

[Revoltingest]

Poorly. I invested all my money in British Euro Holdings.

Speaking of investments....which one doesn't belong in the group....
A condo in Flint MI
Gonorrhea
AIDS

Spoiler: The answer

Gonorrhea doesn't belong because it's curable.

 

[Estro Felino]

 

[sun rise]

Once again, just like clockwork, the bed is calling my name. And who am I to refuse its blandishments.