The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest has had some cocaine.
It's true...I...well, we all have proof with his recent burst of energy.

It's for medicinal purposes only.
And to avoid the small risk I might enjoy it, it's mint flavored.

 

[ChristineM]

I have a headache, i have proof

 

[Shadow Wolf]

In sooooo many ways I wish I could have a new body.

 

[ChristineM]

In sooooo many ways I wish I could have a new body.

Hubby went for a run, came home and said "i feel like a new man"...
I replied "so do I"

 

[Revoltingest]

@Galateasdream is actually one of those giants who compete in The World's Strongest Man.
It's true....I have proof!

 

[Galateasdream]

@Galateasdream is actually one of those giants who compete in The World's Strongest Man.
It's true....I have proof!

My secret is out!

Lol.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Mine was too close to being true to be funny. Especially because that one time in one of the youth group meetings I forget what the lessons were and all that, but it mentioned the part about apparently Christians being immune to venom. Not to promote actually doing it, but in a manner that was sort of "well, it is there. The Bible says if you have faith you'll be immune to it."(they do believe some very nutty things)

 

[Revoltingest]

@Jedster reads Shakespeare upside down.
It's true...I have proof!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

The glass is too big.

Not if you're going to refill it with liquid...it could be too small...

 

[Revoltingest]

Not if you're going to refill it with liquid...it could be too small...

Were that true, then I'd agree.
I'd even considered the utility of having spare space.
But this glass is always half way one way or the other.

 

[BSM1]

The glass is too big.

The nihilist: What glass?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I lied down and I'm feeling a bit better.
Fortunately I go to the doctor on Wednesday. Hopefully something happens.

 

[sun rise]

@sun rise works for Bugsy Revoltingberg as a hired goon.
It's true...I have proof!

I've been outed.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Vinayaka is actually one of the Kardashians.
Alas, not one of the rich ones.
It's true...I have proof!

 

[Jim]

My face is too big. It takes too long for me to shave every morning.

 

[Jim]

@Vinayaka is actually one of the Kardashians.
Alas, not one of the rich ones.
It's true...I have proof!

Ah! That’s good to know. That explains everything.

 

[Vinayaka]

@Vinayaka is actually one of the Kardashians.
Alas, not one of the rich ones.
It's true...I have proof!

Alas indeed ... one of the ultra rich ones. Those rich ones are mere paupers, I won't associate with those scum.
One of these frivolous spending days my plan to eliminate bacon from this planet will come to fruition. T'will be a glorious day. You can have the haggis.

 

[Jim]

A few minths ago I msde a vast imprivement in my life by turning off the automatic spellung corrector on my pgone.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

A few minths ago I msde a vast imprivement in my life by turning off the automatic spellung corrector on my pgone.

At least we know what you're saying. Autocorrect gives you "ducking Jews it unloading repels" when you're trying to give someone some damn keys to unlock doors. (mine is, or was now (now old phone), prone to giving me German words) So it is a wonderful and marvelous improvement.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Being on my seventh dumb phone, I think there might still be a lot I do not know about them. Like, sometimes, a new phone will pull stuff from the old phone. Sometimes it does not. Sometimes thingies show up for a new phone. Sometimes they do not. Same version of Andriod, though different model of Samsungs, and totally different things going on.
And no phone has lasted as long or has been as durable as my first phone, a Samsung something flip phone. The camera was crap and practically and basically unusable, but it got left out in the road, had a big cup of Dr. Pepper spilled on it, dropped from a third floor onto a concrete floor, dropped tons of other times, and some other stuff I don't recall, and it never quit working. It just became too obsolete unfortunately. And while it wasn't so old it was a massive brick or something like those old Nokias with the snake game, it was before blutooth and phone keyboards.